Proof of Abstaining..  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
6/29/2006 10:00 pm
Proof of Abstaining..

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.

"My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?"

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "Why don't you learn to play this?" Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.

"Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!"

She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica."

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
6/29/2006 10:13 pm

What happened then?

maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 3:59 am:
Well, I imagine two very distinct possibilities!!!!!!! LOL!!

florallei 100F

6/30/2006 1:54 pm

Oh am pretty certain he had some organ in his mouth...wink...get it?
Isn't a harmonica also referred to as a mouth organ? the joke should end..."Let me show you how good I can play...I had so much practice darling" LOL...yes yes I am twisted

maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 1:58 pm:
Yes, Yes, you are!!

nottycara 37F

6/30/2006 8:52 pm

yes. we SHOULD TRUST our BFs and husbands when they are away !
should not put them on such a task in the first place!

maverick1255 replies on 7/1/2006 3:41 am:
That is a good idea. lol Thanks!

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