Mommy Almost Died  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
8/9/2006 10:58 pm
Mommy Almost Died

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,

"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."

"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.

At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."

Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."

Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"

"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy.

freetime648 53F

8/9/2006 11:36 pm

Ok ok...I have come to the conclusion that you are truly twisted and warped! AND I LIKE IT!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:06 pm:
What took you so long!!!!

marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
8/9/2006 11:41 pm

maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:06 pm:

RubyRedPetal 45F

8/10/2006 2:16 am eh?

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maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:07 pm:
Those dog gone kids! Just so preciously honest!!!!

MWWwantmore 52F

8/10/2006 6:12 am


I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:07 pm:

CB_2 52F

8/10/2006 8:44 am


Blogito ergo sum.

maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:08 pm:
Do you have a cold, CB2?

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
8/10/2006 9:30 am

LMAO!!! I love that one!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:09 pm:

purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
8/10/2006 9:43 am

Wicked humor....LOVIN it!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:10 pm:
Wicked, who me?

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
8/11/2006 8:30 pm


maverick1255 replies on 8/12/2006 1:49 am:

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