How Much For A Nibble?  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
6/21/2006 12:28 pm
How Much For A Nibble?

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!"

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
6/21/2006 1:11 pm

You are a very, very sick man. You really need therapy. Good joke though.

maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 2:42 pm:
That is a given. And your point!! Thanks

wants2cyber 44F

6/21/2006 3:05 pm

LMAO! There's always an angle!!

maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 4:33 pm:
Yep! Thanks for dropping by.

JuicyBBW1001 55F

6/21/2006 5:27 pm


maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 6:41 pm:

Kancana 47F

6/21/2006 8:16 pm

mmmmmmm.....very good to play

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
~ Helen Keller

maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 8:40 pm:
Thank you!

MWWwantmore 52F

6/22/2006 10:35 am

LOL Men will do or say anything to cop a feel!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

maverick1255 replies on 6/22/2006 11:49 am:
Don't you know it!!!

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