Dogs and Men  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
7/28/2006 7:01 pm
Dogs and Men

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
7/28/2006 8:09 pm

Can I bring the mustard???

Purry {=}


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:56 pm:
You bet!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/28/2006 8:39 pm

Too funny! Can I use a few of these?

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:57 pm:
Use carefully!!

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
7/28/2006 11:11 pm

*nods thoughtfully...wonders if I should get a dog*

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:57 pm:

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/28/2006 11:26 pm

I'm going to bed now

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:58 pm:
Yea, took one in the foot for the guys - this time!!!

EyeCandy33333 46F
761 posts
7/29/2006 1:03 am

Emmmm-I still don't want fleas mister-lol--and I like being licked by a real licker(and a really good one)-not a dog(but I do like doggies).And emmm... the postman mite offer his services-you know delivering and all-it has been done(rolling my eyes on that one!)

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:59 pm:
LOL!!!!! Thanks EC!!!

MWWwantmore 52F

7/29/2006 6:22 am

LOL @ The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 9:00 pm:

Kill the one that gave it to you. Hmmmmm.

sassy1296 52F

7/29/2006 8:25 am

Omg... to funny. Great laugh to start my day off

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 9:01 pm:
Your very welcome!!!

VATraveler1948 69M

7/29/2006 9:49 am

It sounds like you have met my dog. Nice post!

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 9:02 pm:
Oh, mine at pampered unbelievably!!!!

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

7/30/2006 1:49 am

LOL, now that's what I'm talking about. Finally a man gets it right and says how dogs and men are the same........and then how dogs are better than men , but as a woman I have to disagree Men will ALWAYS be better.......great post and thanks for the laugh

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 9:04 pm:
Well, I just wanted you to realize that!!!

purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
7/30/2006 9:28 am

How true it is!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
7/30/2006 10:55 am

I concur!!!

maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 9:05 pm:
LOL!!! Thanks, E!!

Damn_Dilemma 50F

7/30/2006 10:42 pm


maverick1255 replies on 7/31/2006 9:03 pm:
Sorry. You could have used this info earlier in life, huh?

But then, you would have just got the dog and missed all the fun!!!

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