Code Word For Sex  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
7/31/2006 10:19 pm
Code Word For Sex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."



funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/31/2006 10:39 pm

Ink or pencil??


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 7:23 pm:
Pencil, of course!!

Sweetpickles69 48F

7/31/2006 11:10 pm

My boyfriend's mom calls it "going to take a nap"!!

Peace,
Pickles


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 7:24 pm:
Hmmmmm.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/31/2006 11:11 pm

Oh it was ink. Gooey thick white ink


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 7:25 pm:
OK!

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/1/2006 12:06 am

You are a very sick woman. Go to my room for a spanking


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 7:25 pm:
Now, you are directly stealing visitors!!! LOL!!!!

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/1/2006 9:06 am

"...red ribbon in the typewriter..."

My Mom's expression was "fell off the roof." One day she came home from work, and when Dad greeted her with a little friskiness, she said, "No. I fell off the roof today." I couldn't understand why my Dad wasn't upset! I stood there, shocked, and hugged her around the waist (I was only about 6 years old at the time) and cried "Oh no! Did you get hurt?"


maverick1255 replies on 8/1/2006 7:26 pm:
Funny, parents!!

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