Bad Date  

maverick1255 52M
2992 posts
6/25/2006 6:59 pm
Bad Date

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

JuicyBBW1001 56F

6/25/2006 7:37 pm

So you have been reading my archives uh????? I have that same joke somewhere on my blog from last year. And here I thought you where better then what's his name magahee. tsk tsk


maverick1255 replies on 6/25/2006 8:24 pm:
Oh no, you caught me!!! No, Magahee and I seem to be just as bad!!

JuicyBBW1001 56F

6/25/2006 7:37 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    lmfao... So if I ever make it to Florida and you kick me in the face I should take it as a compliment, right?
I would think so.


maverick1255 replies on 6/25/2006 8:25 pm:

MWWwantmore 52F

6/26/2006 7:06 am

LMAO too funny

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

maverick1255 replies on 6/26/2006 10:53 am:
Thanks and for stopping by

digdug41 50M

6/26/2006 4:54 pm

thats was funny man

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

maverick1255 replies on 6/26/2006 5:03 pm:
Thanks, man! Glad you stopped by.

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