Ah, the pleasure of the first time...  

rm_luvv2savour 50M
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7/24/2005 3:29 pm

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Ah, the pleasure of the first time...

Posting a blog that is.

Ok, before we go any further, there's a few things we all must do first:

1. Look up at the ceiling, sky - whatever is directly above your head. Ok, tell him/her to get out of the way first. Ok, now. What's the first thing you noticed? Have you ever noticed that before?

2. Get up just as you are and open your front door and take two steps outside. (Those of you that are already outside, nevermind). Did anyone scream? Huh - must just be when I do it then. Weird.

3. Stick your tongue out as far as it will go, then curl it up towards your nose. If you can touch the tip of your nose, 25 pts. If you can touch the spot between your upper lip and your nose, 15 pts. Touching your upper lip, 10 pts. If you can stick your tongue up your nose... um, ewww?

4. Think back to the best, mind-numbing, fist-slamming orgasm you've ever had. Alright, I said think back, not get lost in it, sheesh. AND Put BOTH hands back on the keyboard. Ok, now, what food best compares to it. I know - you'd rather go back to the memory but stay with me.

Now, can you think of anything you've ever eaten that was better than that orgasm? Besides your partner, I mean.

That should be enough for today. Class dismissed!

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