101 Ways to Pick Up Chicks on AFF (well, okay, 15 and counting)  

rm_lots2love4u 55F
623 posts
8/23/2006 9:50 pm
101 Ways to Pick Up Chicks on AFF (well, okay, 15 and counting)

I’ll start with a disclaimer…these are the things that matter to ME! All women are unique (just like everyone else) and may or may not agree with me. So be it…I guess the sub-title should be “Or how to pick up me, anyway.” Enjoy!

1. When writing your own profile, use the spell checker or a dictionary.
2. Read her profile and actually digest the information.
3. Respect the word NO (i.e., no married men means (duh) no married men).
4. Put some energy into your profile picture (if you look like a serial killer in your photo, you just might be).
5. Refrain from saying “I can eat a peach for hours.” Boring.
6. Winking is good, email is great. Jumping right into network invitations without so much as a “hi there” is no good.
7. Be prepared to email and chat a few times. If you can’t stay the course of a few email what good are you in real life?
8. Be prepared for a real life meeting within a month…don’t stall or back out.
9. If she has a blog…read it, make a comment or two. Shows you’re really interested.
10. Post a face pic…if you’re uncomfortable with that, then share one over email. The size of your dick isn’t nearly as important as the twinkle in your eye!
11. If you want a fit gal, refrain from hitting up large girls.
12. Be nice and be respectful.
13. When you meet, don’t expect sex on the first date unless she broaches the topic or when asked, says yes.
14. Take the time to make your email communications interesting and unique.
15. Be playful and original.

Have any additional ideas? I’d love to hear them!

Sarcasm is natures way of protecting us from stupid people

SingleWarrior 53M

8/23/2006 10:35 pm

Actually, after having read a good number of Profiles and a good number of ladies Blogs, I think number 1 should be:

Don't be a single guy

caphill_24m 36M
7 posts
8/24/2006 7:18 pm

thanks for the honesty and tips.

i feel like that sometimes too, but I haven't given up hope yet. (well maybe I havent been here as long as you)

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