SlowPlayin - the challenge - three nice things about men  

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
7028 posts
3/2/2006 9:48 pm

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SlowPlayin - the challenge - three nice things about men


SlowPlayin issued a challenge:

I'm giving you an assignment ... find THREE things nice to say about men in general or I'm going to have the person who knows the person who knows the MAN send the BLOG SQUAD and who knows what'll happen then ... remember, I know the person who knows the person who knows THE MAN

What an ego! As though he can give me an assignment!!!

Well, Mr. Smartypants, I'll have you know that I have plenty to say about men! And three is nowhere near enough ..

MEN

1. There's nothing like a man to open a jar of pickles.

2. Men are warm. Their major function, other than as sperm donors, is to keep the receptacles of that sperm warm, and they do a marvelous job of it.

3. Men are gullible. Men can be talked into the most incredible things. A woman would never drive 5 miles through a snow storm to get tampons for another woman (here, have some paper napkins), but a man will do it every time.

4. Men smell good. I don't mean cologne or anything like that. Maybe it's pheromones. Men smell like sex about to happen, and it's good. Don't get me wrong, women smell good, too, but a man, a clean man, who has been working hard and sweating drives me nuts.

5. Men are handsome. Women are pretty. I love both.

6. Men are hard, women aren't. Sometimes I want the softness of a woman, but there is nothing like a hard, fit man.

7. Men are fun. See #6. Nuff said.

8. Men can change a flat tire.

9. Men like to buy me dinner. I can afford my own dinner, but still ...

10. Men think they're in charge. That's funny. Funny is good. Men are an endless source of jokes for women. SlowPlayin is a good example. Give me an assignment, indeed!

StaynHardnHot 43M
305 posts
3/2/2006 10:23 pm

..and the theme of this blog...What Do We Like About Women

1. They pretend like they can't open pickle jars...just so we can

2. Women have our babies..or so im told..and when they do we can go abouit our business of making the paycheck while they do all the dirty work. They may say that they would want to switch roles, but honestly i don't think they would trust to go near that squirmy lil thing..lol

3. A woman can ask you to do the most irrational thing...and make it sound like you had wished you had thought of it first..

4. Women not only smell good(they actually smell incredible when they want to), but they look good(unlike men..lol), and most importantly...they TASTE good!!(all the men cheer!!)

5. Without women....we would only have other men to look at...need i really say more???? I didnt think so..

6. Thank god women aren't hard...groosssss....if you want that..East Germany is where you want to be..lol!!

7. Women are not only fun...but they laugh at our stupid jokes...they tell us we're great when we don't feel so great and this is important cuz if heard that from a man.??? Well it just doesnt have the same effect now does it guys?? Even dear old dad can't hold a candle to the one that makes your heart beat fast telling you how wonderful you are.

8. Ahh, yes they spare tire....see men have known for decades that tires have been invented that DON'T go flat...but then where would the fun be in that...just another reason why women would need us around anymore right guys..?? IXNAY that idea..lol

9. Women are so easy to please...a little dinner(its not like they eat like we do!) ..some flowers....and tellignthem how special they are is all they really require from us...well that and being a stud in bed....but your on your own there.!!

10. We Are In Charge!! As long as we think this women will always be amused by us....defiantely a good thing..


gnr8nrg 47M

3/2/2006 10:44 pm

Kelli, you forgot our butts are good feet warmers.


StaynHardnHot 43M
305 posts
3/2/2006 10:47 pm

Ok so my typing sucks..lol. But WE"RE STILL IN CHARGE


SlowPlayin 52M

3/3/2006 12:34 am

Kelly,
You have me on the floor ... best post ever ... lol. I figured that if you actually posted something on this that it would be priceless and it is.

... and, um ... wow ... TEN whole things about men ... don't I just feel like a goober. I guess one should be careful what they ask for, huh?

Well ... awesome ... that's all I can say.

Jim


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
3/3/2006 5:57 am

SlowPlayin - I like men, never said I didn't. But it's so much more politically correct to make man jokes than ethnic jokes, and some of my best friends are blonde.

gnr8rng - see #2.

staynhard - yes, hon, your typing sucks, but your delusions are pretty amusing


dreadsandbigdick 45M

3/3/2006 7:25 am

Far and away,the best thing about women.....They have bum's like your's. xx


rm_mtnravyn 61M
890 posts
3/3/2006 11:49 am

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. Margaret Mead (Written about 1950)

kelli I must say you do provide an interesting perspective. Although I would say women are beautiful rather than pretty and they do smell good when they have ben working hard as well. Nothing better than a good hike with a partner to learn that is a mutual attraction.


Allsleeky 37F

3/3/2006 3:54 pm

    Quoting gnr8nrg:
    Kelli, you forgot our butts are good feet warmers.
Hi Kelli, how are you kelli?
My first post here

I have to answer gnr8nrg's comment.
gnr8nrg I thought the "balls" were feet warmers. I never used his butt to warm my feet.


bottomguy1234 52M

3/3/2006 6:04 pm

LADY,
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER AND THEN SOME. YOU WROTE MORE OF MOUTHFUL IN A FEW SHORT LINES, THAN MOST PEOPLE COULD THINK OF IN A FEW SHORT WEEKS....... GREAT ATTITUDE. WOULD LOVE TO BE ONE OF YOUR PUPPETS AND BUY YOU LUNCH/DINNER SOMETIME(AS FRIENDS). THANKS FOR KEEPING US ON OUR MENTAL TOES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT! MICHAEL


BigBoobLuver23 45M

3/3/2006 6:11 pm

Hehe,

why am I reminded all of a sudden of The Man Song.

Seriously, the ladies have been in charge since we we're still running around in hunter-gatherer groups. Why do you think it is the first religions revolved around a Mother Goddess figure?

And mightily a man I may be, I bow down before them all the time. They say its a 'Man's World' but that is a load of crap to feed to angry feminists that don't realise just how in charge they really are and have been all along.


SlowPlayin 52M

3/4/2006 3:25 pm

Kelli,
I know you like men ... and you're a good sport.

I DO have another assignment for you but this one is top secret so I'll have to give it to you in an algorithm ... may the force be with you.

Jim


ScarlettWebb 46F

3/6/2006 7:44 pm

Hey Kelli - So good to see you back after AdultFriendFinder banned your cute ass.



Hmmm.. things I like about men? Well I was going to list 3... until I saw your list of 10. Good job there, let's see if I can add to it. I am trying to be positive today and generous.



1. FEELING PROTECTED - I like muscular men because I feel so safe and protected when I am standing next to them or when they wrap their arms around me.

2. GETTING MY ASS SLAPPED - There is something that turns me on about a man behind me slapping my ass while he is riding my doggystyle and talking dirty to me. Making me feel so naughty. It turns me on so much. I just can't imagine a women doing that to me and it getting me wet at all.

3. PICKING ME UP - I am a full figured girl and I enjoy feeling feminine. Sometimes nothing makes me feel more feminine than a man picking me up and kissing me against the wall or throwing me down on the bed passionaltely as he makes love to me.

4. THE VOICE - I am a sucker for a man with a sexy deep voice. If I talk to a man on the phone and he has a deep, sexy, confident voice... I feel myself instantly get wet.

5. EASY TO PLEASE - Men are so easy to please, give them all the food and sex they could ever wish for and they will love you forever!

6. EASILY EMBARRASSED - It's so cute and predictable if you ever want to see men run out of a room quickly or get red in the face from embarassment, women just have to say any of the following words: Menstruation, Ovulation, Tampons, Pads, Douche... or even better is to see a commerical for 2 women talking about douche or periods and men can't even look at the tv because they are so embarrassed.

7. EAGER TO PLEASE ME - I have found that most men are obsessed and fascinated with the female orgasm. This is wonderful for me, because it means I can lay back and relax and experience many mind blowing orgasms while he feels proud of a job well done. And sweetheart, if I have cum 10 times before intercourse, you have been a very good boy and will be rewarded, I promise.

8. SUITS - You can take just an average looking man and put him in a high quality suit and he becomes so desirable. No, I don't want a man always wearing a suit (I prefer naked), but something about a well dressed man in a nice suit just really gets me going.

9. VULNERABLE - I love it when a man has really fallen for me and he becomes so vulnerable, let's his guard down, opens up to me and becomes close. That's when I really fall for him.... unless of course he is psycho!

10. COCKS, DICKS, PENISES - Whatever you like to call it... men have them and we don't... and I love them!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
3/6/2006 8:28 pm

Hi Scarlett! Good to see you!


p33c3y0 43M

3/7/2006 3:52 pm

... like sex about to happen. that one will stay with me awhile.


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