A joke from the doctor's office :)  

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
7028 posts
7/4/2006 12:05 pm

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7/6/2006 6:28 pm

A joke from the doctor's office :)

Gynecologist's office, after a check-up:
Doctor: OK Ms. Jones, you can get dressed now and I will see you in 6 months
Patient: Dr. how about a kiss?
Doctor: Ms. Jones, what are you talking about?
Patient: Dr., please just a little kiss, I can't just leave like this!
Doctor: Listen, you are at a doctors office, not some brothel, please behave yourself!
Patient: Dr., I won't leave until you kiss me, I just can't do it like this!
Doctor: Listen, I am a respected doctor, I'm definitely not kissing a patient. After all I'm a happily married man.
Patient: No, I am definitely not leaving your office until I get a kiss.
Doctor: Listen, you little twat, I wasn't even supposed to fuck you in the first place, let alone kiss you!

An amazingly attractive woman walks into a doctor's surgery and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute so she does.

The doctor walks in and takes off his coat and starts to feel her tits and he asks her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" and she says, "Checking for lumps which could signify the onset of breast cancer," and he says, "Very good".

Then he starts stroking up and down her thighs. He asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" and she replies, "You're checking for irregular birthmarks or skin spots that could mean dermatitus," and he says, "Very good".

Then he jumps on her and starts shagging her and asks if she knows what he's doing now and she replies, "Yes, doctor, you are contracting genital herpes which is why I came to see you in the first place"!

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room.

The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/4/2006 12:19 pm

A lot funnier than tig's place! Happy 4th! Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 7/4/2006 12:45 pm:
Oh? What's he doing for the 4th, barbequeing "liberals"?

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/4/2006 12:41 pm

lol and Happy Fourth


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/4/2006 3:33 pm

Yep. Pretty much. I was looking for a party, not a discussion. I gotta go back to the real world tomorrow, not before. I'm just gonna chill with the Duchess in the A/C. Stay cool Kel! Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

EroticaXTC 51F

7/4/2006 3:54 pm

I've had a hard time deciding, but I think I like number 2 the best

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 7/4/2006 9:25 pm:
Mine too.

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
7/4/2006 4:22 pm

Those are priceless

tootsiedippin 54M/54F
1078 posts
7/4/2006 4:31 pm

#3 is so...ahhh...just like a man...

you have a great 4th Kelli

T & D

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 7/4/2006 9:26 pm:
Yeah, and so is #1

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/4/2006 4:34 pm

Youre just wicked Kelli

eveready06 43M

7/4/2006 4:45 pm

Lollll! have you been to a hopital or something recently? I definately sense a theme there lol! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face hun.

rm_bk2nrml 58M

7/4/2006 8:19 pm

those were funny. thanks for brightening my otherwise dull 4th !


Glimmer_Man06 48M
3308 posts
7/4/2006 9:47 pm

Gotta agree with pinky on that one, 2 was awesome but number three, well, it wasn't bad either. thanks for the laugh Kelli! Hope you enjoyed your 4th!

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/5/2006 3:31 am

The second one is great!
Hope that you had a wonderful holiday!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
7/5/2006 5:18 am


Purry {=}


TonyPlays 65M

7/5/2006 6:22 am

No. 3 was outrageous and very funny.

Once a long time ago when I was young and stupid I got in a fight with some gang members and ended up in a hospital.

I guess they thought I was gonna die. At one point about 10 candy stripers came in and they all began to touch me. I woke right up.

They all filed out when they saw I was gonna live. Too bad they didn't take care of my erection.

NSAAddict 43F

7/5/2006 6:52 am

these are great Kelli

Notfunanymore 106F
10289 posts
7/5/2006 10:30 am

~~ Did you watch the fireworks last night?
It rained here!!!


7/5/2006 1:58 pm

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

HoopsPhymaUreal 42M
153 posts
7/5/2006 4:11 pm

Very funny, Kelli!

rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
7/5/2006 6:29 pm

HAHA and here I thought I was the joker around blogland

Allsleeky 37F

7/5/2006 7:20 pm


StaynHardnHot 43M
305 posts
7/6/2006 6:24 pm

Does your mother know the kind of jokes your telling.??? Or is she the one your getting them from.??

rm_kelli4u2dew replies on 7/6/2006 6:30 pm:
I'd send # 2 to her ...

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