Just what is this, boys??????  

rm_kalisweet 48F
326 posts
7/6/2006 12:22 pm

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7/7/2006 4:54 am

Just what is this, boys??????

It's the funniest thing.........but it seems like I have been reading the same profile over and over again!!!

I keep coming across the same lines:

"I'm your typical shy guy, only I'm not so typical."

"I'm the type who's rarely the first to make a move, but once things are moving, I'm really something else."

"I'm not changing my life, but I want to explore a few new options and see how it works out."

And another thing I see is that the profile has a line or two, and then it will say "hello!" as in Blah Blah, blah. Blah blah blah. Hello!

What is going on? Is there some profile crib sheet being passed around? It sounded good the first time......but now about fifty percent of the profiles I read contain some variation of the above. How creative.......yawn.


From the inbox:

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!
(I thought you were dancing!).

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Remember...A good friend will help you move...
a REALLY good friend will help you move a body...
...let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.


Kali XXX

littlewilly84 52M
5 posts
7/6/2006 8:00 pm

you're rite i better go freshen up my profile it probably is all bla bla bla , but i did like the poem it was cute and it seemed to describe how i would act nice job maybe i should put some of that in my profile???

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