Think your penis is small? Here's help.  

rm_joedovenport 44M/36F
189 posts
4/25/2006 5:58 am

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Think your penis is small? Here's help.

It really saddened me to read about the news of a local college student, who had committed sucide because he think his penis is too small. In this World where size does matters, anything small (be it penis, corporation, festive events etc) is indeed not that impressive.

Well, I am among those not that well-endowed Asian breed. Although I still stand tall and hold my plight and ego in the highest esteem, still I love to surprise my girlfriends, for giving them sudden "HUGE" pump. That sure makes them very, very happy

So here is one exercise which those who felt that they are small, can do. Who knows maybe it really works!

The exercise is called: The Length Xtender - Making it longer!

This exercise stretches your penis out, stretching the erectile tissue. Your erectile tissue is kind of like your penis's central tendons that engorge with blood, which give you an erection. While this exercise will lengthen your penis in its flaccid and erect state, it will not thicken it as much as lengthen. This exercise is a much healthier and safer option than using weights for penis enlargement. This exercise should be performed sitting on an edge of a chair or couch, but can be performed standing if preferred.

1. Make sure your penis is in its flaccid (limp) state. Take one hand and grip around the head of your penis. Grip firmly, but not hard enough to feel discomfort. Take your other hand and grip around the hand gripping your penis. This will ensure a firm and tight grip.

2. Pull out directly in front of yourself, pulling with enough force to feel a good stretch in your penis. Hold and count for 30 seconds. Repeat 10 times, adding a little extra force each time, but not too hard to cause pain.

3. Relax, and slap your penis against your leg about 75 -100 times to get the blood flowing again. Rest for a minute.

4. Repeat step 2, except pulling to the left this time.

5. Repeat step 3.

6. Repeat step 2, except pulling to the right this time.

7. Repeat step 3.

8. Repeat step 2, except pulling up this time.

9. Repeat step 3.

10. Repeat step 2, except pulling down this time.

11. Finish by slapping your penis against your leg 75-100 times.

Next, Repeat step 2 as stated above, except this time rotate your penis in a circular fashion to the left about 30 times. Now rotate your penis to the right about 30 times. Keep alternating left to right, until you have completed this exercise about 5 times to each side. End by slapping your penis against your leg 75 -100 times.

This exercise will ensure a longer penis within as little as 2 weeks, but within 3-4 months will really be noticeable. It is recommended that you take a notebook and log your measurements are each week. This way you will know exactly what your progress is, and will also encourage you to keep up the exercises

DISCLAIMERS: I never tried the exercise yet. Like I mentioned in the beginning of this posting, I have no quell over the size of my no. 2. So try the above exercise, at your own risk!

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/25/2006 6:42 am


glad I'm not in need of this

CrashnBern 59F

4/25/2006 6:53 am

Good Luck!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/25/2006 7:07 am

Oh my!

SirLuno 57M

4/25/2006 7:46 am

hello joedovenport

It works, it works! I made it 3 times and now it's 10 cm longer! You saved my life, lol.

rm_gorilla062 51M
232 posts
4/25/2006 9:26 am

I think I would rather be kicked in the nuts first!! That pain goes away quickly.

rm_joedovenport 44M/36F
136 posts
4/26/2006 9:43 am

Hi All

Thank you for the opinion.

Hey! Sirluno, you not kidding me? It really works?! Gosh! I got to try it then

But I think it is sure rather difficult to retain my no. 2 in a luccid state when I twist, pull and shake it. Hehehe!!

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