Rant #2  

rm_jazzzsong 51M
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6/3/2006 12:36 pm

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6/3/2006 12:36 pm

Rant #2

I am in a wayyy snarky mood today, so beware! The gods of sarcasm have asked me to pay tribute with my skills.

You are now entering a SARCASM only zone. SARCASM-impaired individuals enter at your own risk.

Here are a couple of things I found, culled from the words and wisdom of profiles from a sister site and others (along with my responses that I was too nice to send):

1) "I LOVE roll play!" (actually sent to me in an e-mail)

So you enjoy bread play then? Let's review some basic spelling; roll is for bread; role is for part.

Can you imagine a roll play scene?

"Ohhhhh, baby, mmmmmmmmm, yesssssss, tell me I am toasted whole wheat. I am a dirrrrrrty piece of toast, and I need to be buttered!"

Doesn't quite work for me.

2) A fellow poster on the same sister site once told me she sometimes gets the same dick shot from different guys. First of all, guys who do this, what the heck?

You see a pretty girl at the store. Is the first thing you do when you say "hi" to her is show her a pic of your 'package'? Why, oh why, do guys think this will make a gal fall for them?

Think of a couple, married 15 years. When reflecting on the beginning of the relationship, can you EVER imagine the woman saying, "Oh, it was love at first sight---when he showed me his penis, oh my, I knew he was for me!"

Howwwwww, romantic!

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