More from the idiot files...  

rm_jayapooja 37F
85 posts
4/16/2005 8:58 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

More from the idiot files...

aka my inbox

again, any specifices as to who the user is have been deleted and the rest of the message has been posted for all to laugh at for a few moments.

"i would like to contact you sometime if you are interested, and i love mature women and i hope you like younger men for a good time. i would like to chat with you or whatever else reason you joined this site for. your number gets you mine and fun."

In and of itself this note isnt very humorous I know... but well.. let me add some winning details that I think are worth mentioning.....

Me: 24 year old Female in Chantilly, Virginia
Him: 28 year old Man in Ashburn, Virginia

Need I say more? Wow I thought gettign lame pick up lines was bad.. Id rather have honest accurate pick up lines than some 28 year old telling me how much he likes mature women. Geeebus


4/17/2005 8:57 am

At least he wrote you. And, he was respectful. I'm guessing he has a form letter he didn't edit properly. Or, he confused you with someone else. Who knows...

DustyF 40M

4/17/2005 10:19 am

That almost sounds like a bot, seeing as how it's not very specific.
Just remember you're only as old as you feel. And you feel great.

EvilMuppet69 38M
89 posts
4/19/2005 4:40 am

Wow, copy-pasted goodness. Maybe he read it as 42, he could be dyslexic, not that I'm trying to spoil your fun.

There are so many guys here, so I love seeing these terrible messages. It makes you feel a whole lot better about your chances. =)

sportyfun56 107M

4/21/2005 8:39 am

lol jayapooja,
see my comment in your (What the Hell? post... lol

I think the same thing can be said about this one also.

purejoy4fem 48F/46F
682 posts
4/22/2005 3:49 pm

Alot of guys don't read the profiles, they just look at the pics. We used to have 2 profiles on AdultFriendFinder, one with each of us as primary and you wouldn't believe the form e-mail we used to get. Absolutely identical, thinking they were writing to 2 different couples. And of course if they had read the profiles, they might have noticed NO MEN used at least a dozen times

jonny2983 50M/46F

5/14/2005 11:19 pm


I recognize that you are very intelligent. You disappoint me here. You of all people are well aware that maturity is not a function of age. In the AdultFriendFinder sense it may be because most see a mature woman as one who has been around and is probably over 40 and has had many lovers. But that is a very narrow definition as you know. How do you know the maturity that he speaks about is the AdultFriendFinder definition? You just assumed that. You seem like a very "mature" 24 year old to me. I await your rebuttal. I am sure you will have one.

SpursWaverTryst 59M
8 posts
5/19/2005 10:15 am

Gee... You wouldn't be calling her an over ego'd bitch by any chance now would you?

rm_mrshockz 58M

7/20/2005 4:57 am

its her blog and she'll blog if she wants to! ego and all.......


7/23/2005 5:27 pm

So come here often. Lol. Corny isn’t it? Poetry is the only food women truly have a taste for, and perhaps the man who speaks it to them.

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