Dog For Hire  

rm_jayR63 60F
1205 posts
7/23/2005 8:11 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dog For Hire

I got my first pay check, it was for one week out of the pay period.

I took my dog to the vet the same day.

He spent my paycheck on
flea spray for his body,
oatmeal shampoo ,
spray for the house,
special prescription food because of his oh so delicate pancreas,
antibiotics for the skin infection resulting from the flea infestation .

He simply has to start bringing some income into this household.

Lacking any really valuable work skills like bomb-sniffing, leading the blind, or rescue work, I am offering his services as babe/dude magnet.
He walks well on the leash, knows basic commands,and is very patient.
Especially suited for work at an outdoor cafe.

His fee is $9.00/hr (cheap!)
References available on request.

CuteAZguy27 40M
1545 posts
7/24/2005 6:36 am

Your dog has to have a name if im going to hire him to sit next to me while pretending to read the newspaper in my recliner chair that im also going to hire as well, since the other recliner retired just not to long ago and found itself in the dumpster. Will he respond if i call him todo?


expatbrit49 64M

7/24/2005 9:14 am

Cute I think the dogs name is makeabuck

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/24/2005 1:02 pm

I call him
Mangy Rangy
Mud Dog
Scruffy (the name his original owners gave him)
or, when he hangs out downtown with his peeps,
Ray Ray
but his real name is

starlight_runner 41F

7/24/2005 5:56 pm

Do u take cheques? here Ranger whose a good doggie

Slobbery kisses Star

Philosophy_N_Sex 51M/49F

7/25/2005 11:13 am

Who let the dogs out? whoof whoof whoof whoof!

sorry could not resist

AmberSolaire 43M

7/25/2005 1:02 pm

What price to take dog and owner for a walk on leashes?

redswallow777 49M
6811 posts
7/25/2005 1:05 pm

So I can assume there are no additional charges for the dead fleas.......??

rm_bella_ 49F
4030 posts
7/25/2005 6:36 pm

I will babysit and pay you!

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/25/2005 6:50 pm

Take him to therapy with you, Bella.

I forgot one more name I call him sometimes.
Lickey Dickey Dog

CuteAZguy27 40M
1545 posts
7/25/2005 8:05 pm

*Whistles* LIIIiiiicky,come here Dickey-Dickey-Dickey dog !


PailsDiverHonks 57F

7/25/2005 8:18 pm

I love it when I board my dog and she gets all her shots, when I pick her up the vet bill was more then my hotel bill for 3 days.

I got my own dude magnet, 98 pound shepherd..I must pass on this offer.

rm_indophilist 37M

7/25/2005 10:10 pm

How fast can he type?

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/26/2005 6:53 am

flea stuff here 7 euros for a large dog,front line spot

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/26/2005 8:55 am

Is that like Monopoly money?
I liked the old marks,pfennings, guilders etc.

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/26/2005 8:58 am

AZGuy , what dumpster do you use?
I need furniture.

DirtyLilSecret61 57F

7/26/2005 12:04 pm

I wonder if your dog and Cujo Jr. will get along ... he needs a playmate.

Perhaps you could hire him out for fertilizing purposes? I'm still trying to market my two doggies in that area - no takers yet but perhaps I need a larger market.


rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/26/2005 3:46 pm

Too many cows around here, Lil.
They've already cornered that market .

Ranger gets along great with other dogs as long as there's no food involved.
Then it's every dog for himself .

1586 posts
7/27/2005 2:55 pm

I love dogs, so I probably shouldn't "borrow" him. What a cutie!

I'd forget to bring him back the way I do library books.

I do return things eventually, however. LOL

reallytallguy68 61M
1 post
7/31/2005 4:27 pm

Cute dogs are great! I have two of them myself. The BEST "attention getter" I've been able to find, is my 2 year old unbrella Cockatoo (a parrott for those of you Vancouver, Wa.) that barks like a Dog, then says "Pretty Bird."

SirMounts 104M

8/15/2005 5:01 am

Well, I can see His attraction as a babe/dude magnet. After all, it has often been said that us Guys are such dogs! lol

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