Life Cycle  

rm_iwannatellu 46F
849 posts
8/7/2006 12:25 pm

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8/8/2006 2:23 pm

Life Cycle

Not an original post, but I thought it was so funny, I wanted to post it...

I think the life cycle is all backwards:

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,


when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions... central eating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day...

... and finally you finish off as an orgasm

T_A_B_75 43M

8/7/2006 2:23 pm

I have heard that before, a long time ago. Thanks for the refresher.

silverballs2006 53M
40 posts
8/8/2006 9:18 am

sounds like a damm good idea xxxxxxx

rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
8/8/2006 2:23 pm

Please. It sounds like fun. Hell, I could do with sleeping for 9 months...

Yeah baby

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