breasts, tits, boobs, jugs, (insert your saying here), YUM!  

rm_irishca77 40M
13 posts
5/22/2006 12:48 pm

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5/22/2006 2:32 pm

breasts, tits, boobs, jugs, (insert your saying here), YUM!


This is another rant...so, if you're bored of my rants...move along.

I think I was born to live in Southern California. The amount of women down here who just LOVE to show off their tits is astounding. At the grocery store, walking along the side of the road, at work, at the mall, restaurants....ANYWHERE...they're all out and flaunting like they're running for Breast President.

I was out at a restaurant Saturday night. Seated across from me was 6 HAUT Asian ladies...and I swear all of them had implants. This one chick...black top on that was slit allll the way down...just enough material to cover those amazing tits. This was one of the few times were I did get caught oogling that sight. But she was cool...even played it up a bit by stretching and lean over the table in just the right way to give me a great view. God bless her heart. lol

So, being a breast man myself, this place is just simply awesome. The temptation to walk up to one of these ladies and simply ask if I could see her tits is amazing. But then again, having her probably slap me and call the police wouldn't be a good thing. Oh well...I'll just continue to discretely oogle.


KMA5 42M
771 posts
5/22/2006 1:32 pm

Dude, sometimes being extremely blunt and kinda crass can work in your favor. Sometimes flashing a boob is just flashing a boob but you'll never know if they're that drunk or non carish if you don't try. The slap will be worth it if the boobs shake a bit extra after the impact


rm_irishca77 40M
5 posts
5/22/2006 2:32 pm

I should try that someday. I'd say something more smooth than "huh...huh...show me yere tits"...that ain't gonna fly. Something a bit more classy I bet would work. Especially around here. There's more tits bouncin' around than you could shake a dick...err...stick at.

I'm willing to bet that if that hot asian chick was there on her own, and I came up to her with a smooth line asking to see those amazing tits, she would've done it. And even if she did slap me, like KMA5 said "the slap would be worth it if the boobs shake a bit extra after the impact". This guy is a forward thinker!


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