Excuses, excuses...  

rm_hinkawaza 53M
207 posts
1/16/2006 11:59 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Excuses, excuses...

The following are actual summaries of accidents submitted to insurance companies!

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

3. I thought my window was down, but I found it up when I put my hand through it.

4. I collided with a staitonary truck coming the other way.

5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

7. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

9. The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with only his rear end showing.

10. I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

11. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull.

12. The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him. (my personal favorite)

13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

14. When I saw I could not avoid the collision, I stepped on the gas, then I crashed into the other car.


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
1/17/2006 7:55 pm

I have seen some of these on other lists, but I still found myself laughing out loud all over again. TFF!


bardicman 51M

1/18/2006 10:44 am

12. The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him. (my personal favorite)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am thinking that is my personal favorite too.



I am not dead yet


rm_hinkawaza 53M
371 posts
1/18/2006 9:25 pm

Thanks Keith, love making people laugh!


rm_hinkawaza 53M
371 posts
1/18/2006 9:27 pm

Get your own personal favorite Bard, that one and Yagottalikit are mine!!!!! lol (just kidding, she's everybodys favorite)


yagottalikit 50F
583 posts
1/26/2006 10:35 pm

7. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

My favorites......I'm leaning toward #13 being THE fave

It's the stuff like this that makes the internet a fun place!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


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