I love her, but...  

rm_gigolo394 51M
88 posts
5/4/2006 7:20 am

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5/7/2006 4:39 pm

I love her, but...

1) When the phone rings, she jumps for it.Pounces on it.She has to answer it on the first ring.

2) Whenever we're going somewhere,she sits in the car and 'honks.'The neighbourhood knows she's waiting for me.

3) She's a poor planner.She'll leave us twenty minutes to make six stops.We're always late.

4) She never let me finish a sentence.She cuts me off and answer what she thinks I'm going to say.

5) She's so polite,she even chats with telephone solicitiors.

6) She splashes water all over the bathroom.Washing her face requires her to soak not just the sink, but the mirrors.

7) She sings in the shower.Really belts it out.

She tapes everything off the television,but she never labels the tapes.

rm_gigolo394 51M
136 posts
5/4/2006 4:25 pm

Yeah...you're right,but she's killing me....

636800 47F
6 posts
5/6/2006 9:47 am

I think she is cute...and very real of her....

Dude, treasure what you have....


rm_gigolo394 51M
136 posts
5/6/2006 5:26 pm

Indeed she is...so were you

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