Equal Time  

rm_gerson42 53M
1752 posts
5/16/2006 4:03 pm

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5/22/2006 10:55 pm

Equal Time

wickedeasy just posted Why It's Great To Be A Women on her post - to my girlfriends and one stray guy.
So that we keep things even around here, follows is the counterpart version.


WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN:

1. One mood - ALL the time.
2. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. Your last name stays put.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. Chocolate is just another snack.
7. You can be president.
8. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
10. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
11. The world is your urinal.
12. Same work... more pay.
13. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
14. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
17. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
18. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice
anything different?"
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
22. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
23. You can kill your own food.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
26. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
27. Everything on your face stays its original color.
28. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
29. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
30. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking 'he must be mad at me".
31. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
32. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
just might become lifelong friends.
33. You almost never have strap problems in public.
34. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
35. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
36. You don't have to shave below your neck.
37. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
38. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
39. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
40. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Any others you can think of?



rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/16/2006 5:30 pm

LOL!

Purry {=}

Purry


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/17/2006 10:56 am:
Good, your photo show both of you laughing.

FeistySyn 53F

5/16/2006 8:12 pm

I think you abou covered them all.... and I'm not sure I can laugh any harder

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/17/2006 11:03 am:
OK, a couple more.
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

bipolybabe 56F

5/16/2006 10:12 pm

41. You can carry a condom in your wallet but lube requires a purse.

BPB

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rm_gerson42 replies on 5/17/2006 11:04 am:
What about using a manpurse?

wickedeasy 68F  
30897 posts
5/17/2006 6:32 am

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    Why does it all of the sudden seem to be easier to be a man?
it is, just not as much fun - grins and winks

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/17/2006 11:06 am:
Women get to have fun?

wickedeasy 68F  
30897 posts
5/17/2006 6:48 am

laughing like a loon - lots of good stuff here

still, think i prefer being a woman - no ear hair

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/17/2006 11:07 am:
tit for tat...
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
5/17/2006 7:15 am

That was great!!
Sheesh, it really is a man's world. I haven't read the other post but thanks for the pimp.


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/17/2006 11:08 am:
Cmon, we know which gender rules the planet.

FeistySyn 53F

5/19/2006 11:12 pm

oh.... sorry, but....

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. - WRONG, though I think it's usually breasts that get more noticed... the key is to make them noticeable w/out obviously trying to look sexy....

Your orgasms are real. Always. - WRONG, I learned how to fake it well from Sally.... who met Harry.... though no man has been worth enough for me to fake it for his ego for a long time.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. - WRONG, if I "saw" him first and want him, I will definitely feel compelled to stop her from getting laid, because I know it will put a wedge in our friendship later based on past experiences.


Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/20/2006 12:34 am:
Is this where I admit that I didn't write the list? lol

FeistySyn 53F

5/19/2006 11:16 pm

P.S. My 8 yr. old daughter said to me this evening, "Mommy, I think it's easier to be a boy, isn't it?" .... I really had to bite my tongue because of course I wanted to say, HELL YES! ... I said something noncommittal, which she frowned at like she had lost respect for me... and she stated, "Well, I think they have it easier!!" ... ouch, if she only knew what is still to come....

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/20/2006 12:35 am:
Know what you mean here. I have 3 daughters. My ex-wife and I have the common goal for the girls to understand what a man should be. Not to settle.
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