Blog Content Results Are In  

rm_gerson42 53M
1752 posts
5/30/2006 2:09 am

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Blog Content Results Are In

The polling has closed on the poll to be found on post Substance or Nudity and now is the time for the results you have all eagerly been awaiting. This poll was finely crafted to extract precisely the desires of Blogville regarding the future posts of my blog. We (myself and the independent auditing firm of Ger & Ger) received a total of 32 votes (would have been higher but the software would only let me vote once). Follows are the items presented for voting, the final vote tabulation followed by any comments.

1- All naked, all the time! 2 Votes
Perfect, 2 votes = 2 poses. I think I will do one at the computer and another at..... lets do a grand piano scene.
2- Just the funny shit! 0 Votes
That hurts, either no one likes to laugh or I am simply not funny. Fine, what the fuck ever.
3- I sooooo wonder what he's thinking? 1 Vote
That was my vote.
4- I wonder what Ger was doing today? 0 Votes
I would have lied anyway.
5- Please, amaze me with your mind? 4 Votes
Now we get somewhere. Unless of course these votes meant... at some point would you mind amazing us with your mind.
6- Detail your sexual fantasies baby! 2 Votes
2 votes = 2 fantasies. I'll work on them. Does "from behind" count?
7- I wonder what his favorite receipes are. 0 Votes
1. I am a great cook 2. I will not cook for anyone on A.F.F. unless we have sex first.
8- Please, mix it up for me, I want it all! 17 Votes
WTF! I mean, is this like a big fat we don't really give a shit or what?
9- Shut up already! Do me, do me now! 4 Votes
Swear to god, these were not my votes. Please tell me the words Do me, do me now can be read.
10- If responding to #9 in this poll, please send seperate email. 2 Votes
Pathetic, desperate pleas of a middle aged man. Who cares... whoopee.

Unfortunately, these results, upon final verification may need to be thrown out due to the possibility of errors in the program. I received *4 votes for #9 "Do Me" and 2 votes on sending a separate email to "Do Me". This is an obvious error in the programming as my inbox, as usual, is empty with the exception of 3, 60 year old ladies from NY and a couple of guys with enormous penises who just happen to reside within 10 minutes driving distance. If responses are received within the next 24 hours, I will personally take care of the auditing agency approving the final tabulations.

*Im pretty sure these votes all came from amberabercrombie who in her eagerness kept voting over and over again.

In conclusion, there are obvious patterns in the poll results which became evident, especially when reviewing the comments area. They are as follows;

There is a serious deficiency of men or something placed in the water in the South, because the women out there, heretofore referred to as "The Southern Belles" seem to be overly aggressive.

It is readily apparent that amberabercrombie has a "strange way of making us all want to take our clothes off". Kaliedascope61's words, not mine.

No matter what I post on, LoyalCumpany will show up attempting an impromptu teaching lesson as an extension of his blog [blog LoyalCumpany]. I'm doing just fine on my own, thank you lc.

Wickedeasy finds my ass beguiling. No point here, I just like saying it.

Bipolybabe wishes I would shut up already and just f . . k (word left intentionally blank to avert censors)

After emailing back and forth with sexydisaster30 and receiving replies with gems such as "where is the all of the above option" I managed to get her to click #8 which contains the words "I want it all". Not the exact same words, so I understand her confusion. Sorry SD, my fault.

Final Words: 1) It becomes apparent that I should continue to mix up the variety of items posted on my blog. 2) This poll and subsequent results and comments had precisely the desired effect. To make me feel good and allow the women of Blogville to pretend, yes again, that they may have some remote interest in me despite the obvious contradictory evidence as represented by emails, winks or adds to hotlist.

gerson42 - but My friends can call me ger

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/30/2006 3:37 am

Yea! Naked at a grand piano!!!! And I think you can only vote one time....I tried to change mine once...and that's what it said.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:40 pm:
I knew it was you all the time. What were you going to change your vote to?

EroticaXTC 51F

5/30/2006 3:46 am

yep, you can only vote once and have it count, can change your vote but it still only constitutes the one vote.

"Variety is the spice of Life"

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:41 pm:
Those A.f.f. guys are to frickin smart. They even predicted my placing a poll and cheating on it. I agree with the variety of life, makes it all so interesting.

mycin62 55F

5/30/2006 4:37 am

Shut up already and give us some pics

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:42 pm:
sigh, Im sorry, I cant.... for you see, I have no one to take the pictures for me. Where oh where could I possibly find someone. sigh

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
5/30/2006 5:17 am

Umm... not really much for me to say, just ensuring you haven't gotten laid yet either.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:44 pm:
You know, Im buying this not getting laid stuff less and less as time goes on. At the time of this reponse, you have inserted yourself directly in the middle of 10 ladies posts. Accident? huh. Who's bringing the beer for the game tonite?

HBowt2 60F

5/30/2006 5:44 am

ok there's a wink for you...

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:45 pm:
I prefer live winks to little yellow ball winks. Guess it will have to do, you being on that forsaken Island and all.

southrnpeach333 51F

5/30/2006 5:46 am

and it took a poll for you to figure this out.....

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:48 pm:
Yes, men are linear thinkers. Gotta have it all spelled out for us, you know? Of course, now that I know, I will need it repeated a minimum of 3x per week. Your in charge.

bipolybabe 56F

5/30/2006 7:00 am

Quit being such a big whiny baby and count up the number of women who visit your blog if you need ego strokes.

Now, if you need other kinds of strokes...


Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:57 pm:
I'll take strokes any way and anywhere I can get them. lol

pet_humility 49F

5/30/2006 8:04 am

See your working that great mind of yours~~ of course nakie pictures of you are always a bonus!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:58 pm:
My mind went unused for awhile, just stretching it. See above, need photograher for photos, if you know anyone....

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:58 pm:
My mind went unused for awhile, just stretching it. See above, need photograher for photos, if you know anyone....

TabithaElectra79 39F

5/30/2006 8:55 am

Some very interesting findings from your research...will you have it published??!!

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 12:59 pm:
Of course, all great researchers are required to publish their findings. Question is, will anyone read it?


5/30/2006 11:38 am

naked at the grand piano...hmmmm may I play the instrument?

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 1:00 pm:
I believe you already did on Kat's blog. We really went at it, huh.

mycin62 55F

5/30/2006 2:18 pm

LOL!!! Fishing, are we?

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 2:31 pm:
What! Who? Me?

wickedeasy 68F  
30939 posts
5/30/2006 2:47 pm

i have been misrepresented - no mention of the But in my butt message


still grinning at all this and great post just chock full of illogic and double speak - wonders if you work for the government

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 4:17 pm:
artistic license, paraphrasing or something along those lines. Sounded good.
Nope on the government work, Im a spy.

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
5/30/2006 4:07 pm

Dear Gerson, (Hmm do we count as friends yet so I can call you Ger? I like that it sounds like I'm growling...haha)
I didn't know about the poll or I would have voted for the naked all the time, I'm with Amber, keep those pants off the great asset you're sitting on.
I have the solution to your problems; You fly your sweet hot ass down here, I'll take lots of sexy naked pic's of you to put on your profile and blogs, I'll screw your brains out, then you can cook me dinner, and fly home to the big Apple. Or you could fly me there if you really want, I always like to come home for a visit.
Yes we "southern belles" are aggressive b/c these southern gentlemen are too shy, sweet and gentlemanly! Give me a fucking NY'er Now I'm gonna run add you to my network, hotlist, and send you an e-mail.{=}LeeAnn


rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 4:22 pm:
Maybe we should do the dinner first. Always good to play on a full stomach I say.
So that's why the belles are agressive, I've been trying to figure it out and the other belles wouldn't give in and tell me. Thanks for the drop in.

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

5/30/2006 4:57 pm


This is my first time visiting your blogs and I have to hand it to you I really enjoyed this one.

So, I will be back.


Lady Bambi

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 11:11 pm:
I certainly hope you did not miss the great toilet seat debate. lol Although, being a lady and all, I think perhaps I may know in advance your preference. Welcome and thanks.

JustaSeeker 107F

5/30/2006 6:28 pm

So why do we only get one choice of the nakedness, did I miss something? Naked, naked all the time!! I think we should see you he kitchen cooking up something (nothing hot or greasy.) No matter how many times I see it I just love that one. Oh, and this counts as at least one vote, ok, I just have been distracted and didn't know about it.

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 11:13 pm:
Hmmmm, interesting thoughtline. I suppose, now that the results are in, we could start to define things a bit. See my thinking was, naked is naked, but variety is the spice of life. I think a roast would be appropriate for the kitchen scene. A little time in the kitchen in the beginning and end with lots of time left over in the middle.

Synn74 43F
1206 posts
5/30/2006 8:15 pm

Gerson naked Yummmmyyyyyy
ohhh did I just say that out loud...
damn pic just...
*shuts up before further embarassment ensues*

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 11:14 pm:
Too late, already said it. No need to shut up, let it flow, I certainly don't mind.
ger (loves to flirt too)

FeistySyn 53F

5/30/2006 8:32 pm

Well, you didn't have a box to check for "I like it exactly how it already is" ...

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

rm_gerson42 replies on 5/30/2006 11:16 pm:
Not exactly but perhaps in a round about way. I did have one for mix it up for me, which is pretty much what I do now. Little something serious, little parody a joke here and there. So, apparantely I continue on doing what I was doing.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
5/30/2006 11:32 pm

    Quoting rm_LoyalCumpany:
    Umm... not really much for me to say, just ensuring you haven't gotten laid yet either.
Not sure that this is relevant to the topic at hand...but I'm getting all the sex I can handle at the moment.

As far as the blog goes...keep up the good work Ger...I really enjoy it.


rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/30/2006 11:48 pm

Don't let lc see that you are getting laid regularly. Im with you, more than I can handle - I just don't want him to feel alone.

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
6/7/2006 11:08 pm

    Quoting bipolybabe:
    Quit being such a big whiny baby and count up the number of women who visit your blog if you need ego strokes.

    Now, if you need other kinds of strokes...
I'm with her... strokes anyone?


rm_gerson42 replies on 6/9/2006 12:14 am:
Sorry I missed this one earlier. We can all use strokes. Yours get preference.
Thanks, Ger

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