Adventures unfolded ..... the outhouse .... hehe  

rm_gatttorbait 58M
1033 posts
7/10/2006 5:57 pm

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7/11/2006 6:44 pm

Adventures unfolded ..... the outhouse .... hehe

... well... we all knew it was coming... or at least it should come ... after all the excitement from the prior posts ... *nodding* ...

.... so here it is... the story of the outhouse... modified to fit your screen.... lol

... after several attempts to make my way to the building 200 feet from the main cabin... commonly know as the "outhouse" ... I needed to use the facilities once again... and decided I would do so in the daylight hours... call me chicken ...*nodding* ... but I knew nothing of this area... if not for the mishaps of this mornings adventure.... so I made my way once again to the place beckoning from mother nature herself ....

... on first appearances ... it was like any other outhouse... although a few of you may never have seen one before... so I will give a brief description of this rather remarkable unit... *smiles* ...

... it's a building ... in this case... about three feet wide... six or seven feet tall... depending on the lean of the roof... from front to back... taller in the front... and about three feet deep ... *shaking head*... *never have I had to draw a picture of an outhouse before... but in this case it's needed*... lol

... most of these shacks have a front door... or rather A DOOR ... mostly for privacy.... but not needed if you're out far enough from any direct view... and in this case .... it was needed... but I'll explain as we go along... OK?... lol

... normally the seat.... or hole where one would sit... would be at a level that you would normally sit... or at least a comfortable level... but in this case... the builder decided to raise the bar... so to speak... and placed the seat about six inches beyond the reach of an average sized leg... *in my case about 17 to 18 inches from the floor* ... but in the case at hand... he decided to place the seat 24 inches off the floor... leaving you feeling like a child in a big people's chair... lol ...

... not so bad all things considered... better then trying to balance yourself while attempting to change the scenery... *no pun intended* ... lol ... all the same... it was nice to have a place to squat... even if one wasn't squatting... *shaking head* ...

.... well the view was incredible... staring right out to the drive leading up to the cabin... with trees surrounding this little house... and a very large rock blocking the view from any would be visitors.... and as you might imagine... the only rude thing would be if someone decided to venture up the drive... while one was in full array on the latrine ... *pun intended* ...

... so there I was... humming a tune I had heard on the radio earlier... I think it was "Big John"... minding my own business ... looking around to see if anyone had been bored enough to write on the walls .... as is the case in most restrooms... *nodding* ... but in this particular case... either this room had been rarely used.. or perhaps nobody had brought writing utensils with them prior to my visit.... in either case... I was alone ... and comfy ... *nodding* ...

... when much to my surprise... I heard the sound of a car.... rattling the gravel on the road... and to my dismay... apparently heading right up the drive... with me sitting in a rather awkward position... and no door to close in case of just such an event.... *shaking head* ...

... apparently ... unbeknown to me... the other fellows had let the neighbors know that they intended to be at the cabin on or around the date we arrived... and were planning to invade the only private place I had... the road right in front of the outhouse... and me... with no place to go... and no way to let them know that they were in for a surprise!!! ... hehe

... well... they rounded the corner... while I was attempting to clean up a bit... and much to my horror I hadn't taken the time to notice if there was any rolls of that special paper ... generally kept on hand for just such an occasion.... duh!!! ... lmao ...

... yep... you guessed it... not a piece of toilet paper... or even an old newspaper to take the edge off... lol ... there were only a few loose rolls... already been used up.... and I was in an emergency situation.... having already started my job... and in fact... well on my way to completion... *nodding* ... yet there was another shock heading my way.... you see ... the neighbors were a couple of younger ladies... and they had brought their kids with them... lmao ... and here I was fumbling around .. looking for something that wasn't there... and presenting them with an incredible view of a man ... sitting on the shitter... not even attempting to cover up.... and apparently not caring if the whole world saw him ... *shaking head* ...

.... I simply put my hands in the air.. and smiled.... what else was a fella supposed to do? ...

.... the real problem that faced them wasn't the fact that I was there at all... the fact was that when they reached the end of the drive... right in front of my privy... there wasn't any place for them to go but straight at the outhouse.... lol ... and there I was... staring at them... all eight pairs of eyes glued to the guy in the little room at the end of the drive!!! ... lmao

... well they turned around... and quickly drove down the lane... with the kids straining their eyes for the last look... and they were gone... much to my satisfaction... but now I had the same problem I had before I was so rudely interrupted... I had no paper!!!... lol

... it was about that time that my roommate decided to see who had driven up the road.... I was able to get him to retrieve that all important item.... and I told him what had just happened ...

.... we laughed for the rest of the day... and into the next...

... the moral of the story is to be a good scout... and always be prepared... LMAO!!!


AltumHunksUnite 54M

7/10/2006 8:14 pm

GATTTTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, we need to talk soon. Miss ya, man!

Let me drive. I like the view


Dayplay2005 59M
126 posts
7/10/2006 10:20 pm

nyuk nyuk nyuk...very funny Gator. Would this happen to be the first time youve ever been caught with your pants down and red in the face?


rm_reisaree 43F
611 posts
7/11/2006 2:50 am

only you....

could only happen to you....

omfg... you do know this made me pee my pants a bit, right?!...

i laugh so hard, cuz I know that were I caught in the same situation.... yep... would've simply thrown my hands in the air too...

I mean, really now.... what can one do?!~

fuck, Gator.... and you said I was funny sometimes?!... Baby, you're non-stop! *nods*


ReekyMopesNovae 57F
1 post
7/11/2006 6:14 am

I can see it now - Gator's one hole comedy act!

Thank you for my morning laugh!


rm_gatttorbait 58M
444 posts
7/11/2006 6:43 am

    Quoting AltumHunksUnite:
    GATTTTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dude, we need to talk soon. Miss ya, man!
.... I was thinking the same thing Cleavis ... soon I hope .... *nodding* ...

... the funny thing is that I was thinking when this all went down.... "what would my friends think now?" ..... lmao .... but then I realised it's just what they would do... laugh their asses off.... lol


rm_gatttorbait 58M
444 posts
7/11/2006 6:48 am

    Quoting rm_reisaree:
    only you....

    could only happen to you....

    omfg... you do know this made me pee my pants a bit, right?!...

    i laugh so hard, cuz I know that were I caught in the same situation.... yep... would've simply thrown my hands in the air too...

    I mean, really now.... what can one do?!~

    fuck, Gator.... and you said I was funny sometimes?!... Baby, you're non-stop! *nods*
... *sending Reis a new... CLEAN .... pair of panties* ... lol

...sometimes it's the thought that counts sweetie... *nodding* ... and I thought the same thing... what's a fella to do?... lmao


rm_gatttorbait 58M
444 posts
7/11/2006 6:52 am

    Quoting Dayplay2005:
    nyuk nyuk nyuk...very funny Gator. Would this happen to be the first time youve ever been caught with your pants down and red in the face?
.... Day? .... I didn't have time to be embarrassed!!! ... lol

... and I'm sure it won't be the last time I get the chance to shit right in front of a crowd!!! ... lmao


rm_gatttorbait 58M
444 posts
7/11/2006 6:56 am

    Quoting ReekyMopesNovae:
    I can see it now - Gator's one hole comedy act!

    Thank you for my morning laugh!
...... you're welcome Passion ... and to think that it's mother nature who gave us all this happy little memory ... *nodding*


simlpyfun68 49F
1173 posts
7/11/2006 2:34 pm

Sweety I love it! I grew up here in FL but summers with my great grandparents in WV. To get to their house you drove up a dried up creek bed as they called it (minimum of 6" of water at all times), to a house (cabin), no electricity or running water but a hand pump in the kitchen. Many trips to the outhouse baths in the river behind the house and you learned real quick to watch for snakes everywhere even in the outhouse. I miss those days I wouldn't want to live like that but the get out of the rat race and back to nature to remind you what all you have to be grateful for is nice.

Hugz n Smiles
~Sim~


rm_gatttorbait 58M
444 posts
7/11/2006 6:44 pm

    Quoting simlpyfun68:
    Sweety I love it! I grew up here in FL but summers with my great grandparents in WV. To get to their house you drove up a dried up creek bed as they called it (minimum of 6" of water at all times), to a house (cabin), no electricity or running water but a hand pump in the kitchen. Many trips to the outhouse baths in the river behind the house and you learned real quick to watch for snakes everywhere even in the outhouse. I miss those days I wouldn't want to live like that but the get out of the rat race and back to nature to remind you what all you have to be grateful for is nice.
... I wouldn't want to live like that either Simply... but it's fun to have adventure in ones life... and mine is full of it... lol

... nice to see you sweetie....


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