...A tale of two tails ...  

rm_gatttorbait 58M
1033 posts
7/30/2006 12:27 pm

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8/7/2006 10:53 am

...A tale of two tails ...

.... I get most excited when I speak of tail... so here's the tale of tails ... even though I was looking for lobster tails ..... hehe ...

... it was a lovely morning... what I remember of it.... but the night before has way more interesting subjects... and is more vivid than the morning events... that have not unfolded as of yet...

... we arrived late Tuesday evening... the two of us.... and the boat... but having never been camping in the Florida keys... other than the heat and the bugs... I was prepared for it all... except what happened only a few minutes after finding the "special" site...

... I remember the site number... and will return as often as possible... given the circumstances that I will now reveal...

....the owner of the site had not yet arrived... so the entire area was vacant... I only needed to find a level spot and erect the tent... in the dark... as it was 11 : 30 pm...

... this wasn't a problem... except that our neighbor had loaned me a large fan to circulate the air... and it wouldn't fit in the tent... *as it turned out the next night I would be sleeping in an air conditioned tent* ...... so I filled the air mattress and put it out in an open space about thirty feet from the Atlantic Ocean.... with the fan set to blow across my now naked body ... no need for clothes as it was fairly dark... and no one was near since my buddy had decided to sleep in the cabin of the boat...

... all is well... I mix a rum and coke and laid down to relaxed from the trip... staring into the night sky... watching a lightning storm off in the distance... amazed at how many stars were visible... the fan gently blowing a cool wind over me ..... when suddenly a car stopped in front of the camp sight and two women got out...

... no problem once again as I was laying right on the open ground... and was certain they couldn't see me... until I decided to stand up and investigate ... I simply put my wrap on and stood there looking innocent... or so I thought ...

... it was now 1 : 30 am and I was surprised to see company at this time in the morning... but I thought they knew what they wanted and once again I laid down to enjoy the view from a prone position... leaving my wrap laying next to me in case the need for it arose...

... to my surprise... the two women had seen me... and within a few seconds both were standing right above me... asking if I was with the guy with the boat... *shaking head* ... here I was laying butt naked and two women asking me this odd question... standing within reach of my arm... staring at my nakedness... lol ... but hey? ... what was a fella to do? ... I shined my flashlight up at them and said..." ..... uhhhhhh .......yes.... " ... and asked them how they were doing... lol ... thinking nothing but being courteous ...

... well as it turned out... one of these ladies was the mother of the neighbor campers.... and the other was her friend... in her early thirties... and had the longest legs I had seen in a while ... legs that went right up to the cockpit...... standing right over me... with very short skirt... no panties ... and a little top... aww hell.. you get the picture... lol ... hell... I was the one to shine my flashlight up at them ... duhhh .... lmao !!! ... * I got a chance to meet her a bit later in the trip* ...

... well they were there to TP the sons car..... which they promptly proceeded to do... *scratching head* ... and all I could do was watch and wonder... why two grown women needed to throw perfectly good toilet paper all over a seemingly shit free zone.... IE: a car ... lol .... tossing roll after roll though the air completely covering an innocent vehicle and the surrounding trees... but hey? ... lol .... what the heck was a fella to do? .... lmao !!! .......... *the son got back at them the next day by putting the heads of the lobsters we caught .... under the front seat with the feelers sticking out * ... lol

... so my first few hours there .... I flashed two women... had one flash me... watched six or eight rolls of unused TP go up in smoke.... and didn't even think of grabbing the camera for posterity ... hehe ... this was going to be a great trip ... and I will never think of lobsters the same way again ...LOL


rm___poet__ 46M
3583 posts
7/30/2006 2:47 pm

Up in VT partner there is a spot I used to go to just to watch the stars...top of a mountain, no lights...csn see millions of them...

Sounds like you are all about being free...

Carpe Diem gatttor!

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rm_gatttorbait replies on 8/5/2006 9:31 am:
... too true bud... too true ...

Partyinaskirt 52F
754 posts
8/4/2006 7:05 am

got butter?


rm_gatttorbait replies on 8/5/2006 9:33 am:
... hehe... yep.... they had a sale on it... "bogo" ... buy one ... get one free ... lol

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