They Came From Behind.. the invasion of okcomputer  

rm_gata11459 59F
8849 posts
4/4/2006 8:50 pm

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They Came From Behind.. the invasion of okcomputer

Last night in the Ireland room, OKComputer came in with a problem. He asked if anyone there had any medical training. Thanks to the heavens, I do. I was able, with the help of my fine nurse FireFly to give him a very thorough examination...and I truly believe that we were able to save his life. With the help of some very simple instruments, (a fire hose with high pressure water, a plunger, a poker, a pincher, and a gouger) we were able to perform a very low cost prostrate exam. When other room inhabitants saw the miracles that were performed, they lined up for their own examinations. We were able to save not only okcomputer, but hippylove, thenno, origionalgoth, and some guy named barry. This is a reminder to all of you, please... get your exam. It really is a life saver. xoxo gata


Peace xxx K



loadeddice05 45M

4/4/2006 9:27 pm

Saving another persons life is nothing to make jokes about!! I'm surprised most folk of Irish decent appreciate those of us schooled in C.P.R. Once we have cleared they're airways and cracked a few ribs they can be slapped back on the bar/pub??? And continue the reckless behavior of killing the liver!!! With "Guinness"!! I'm also a certified gynecologist and my records show your overdue for an exam!??????

Hugs!!


dankos2069 56M

4/4/2006 9:38 pm

you know Gata, you are a regular McGyver when it comes to handling the examination, measuring and analysis of the male genetalia, genatelia, um genitalia, awwwwwwwwwww NUTS. Come on, a gouger.?

I had the upper GI Barium enema procedure performed for bleeding stomach about 10 yrs ago and I tell you that before I have another one, I will be dead. I cannot think of anything more unpleasant and undignified as that procedure. Not only that, the nurse performing the procedure and sticking an inflatable balloon in my ass was the DAUGHTER OF A GUY I WORKED WITH. (I know you are enjoying this so I will keep going) Im standing on a platform with a balloon in my ass and the xray machine next to me, full of chalky strawberry whatever shit I drank. So she has the pump for the balloon in her hand and pumps it 3 times, oww, 4 times owwoww, 5 times OH GOD FUCK ME. Sweating bullets I had no interest in the xray. The balloon was remove and all I could see was the toilet beckoning me, taunting me hahahahaha(ghoulish laughter). Oh, finally, I swear to god she had an evil glint in her eye......thebtch


Jonny_RottenGuy 45M

4/5/2006 2:30 am

AdultFriendFinder be gentle with me ....grabs ankles....my own ankles lol

Jonny xxxxxx


Jonny_RottenGuy 45M

4/5/2006 2:56 am

Gats.....thanks for you kind words by the way, they were appreciated xxxxxx

Jonny xxxxxxxxxxx


Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
4/5/2006 3:59 am

I missed examining OKily? ah dammit ...ah well...there will be another time

Sula xxx

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belfastbound 41F

4/6/2006 5:41 am

Damn!!! I always miss the good stuff xoxo


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:45 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Saving another persons life is nothing to make jokes about!! I'm surprised most folk of Irish decent appreciate those of us schooled in C.P.R. Once we have cleared they're airways and cracked a few ribs they can be slapped back on the bar/pub??? And continue the reckless behavior of killing the liver!!! With "Guinness"!! I'm also a certified gynecologist and my records show your overdue for an exam!??????

    Hugs!!
loaded... what can i say.. i actually can see you with a huge q-tip and rubber gloves... pap smear expert at the ready xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:47 pm

    Quoting dankos2069:
    you know Gata, you are a regular McGyver when it comes to handling the examination, measuring and analysis of the male genetalia, genatelia, um genitalia, awwwwwwwwwww NUTS. Come on, a gouger.?

    I had the upper GI Barium enema procedure performed for bleeding stomach about 10 yrs ago and I tell you that before I have another one, I will be dead. I cannot think of anything more unpleasant and undignified as that procedure. Not only that, the nurse performing the procedure and sticking an inflatable balloon in my ass was the DAUGHTER OF A GUY I WORKED WITH. (I know you are enjoying this so I will keep going) Im standing on a platform with a balloon in my ass and the xray machine next to me, full of chalky strawberry whatever shit I drank. So she has the pump for the balloon in her hand and pumps it 3 times, oww, 4 times owwoww, 5 times OH GOD FUCK ME. Sweating bullets I had no interest in the xray. The balloon was remove and all I could see was the toilet beckoning me, taunting me hahahahaha(ghoulish laughter). Oh, finally, I swear to god she had an evil glint in her eye......thebtch

dankos..ooooo barium enema.. zoiks.. bad memories there.. but never had the balloon thing.. did she smell like creamed corn? xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:49 pm

    Quoting Jonny_RottenGuy:
    AdultFriendFinder be gentle with me ....grabs ankles....my own ankles lol

    Jonny xxxxxx
jonny xoxo ya knows it babe.. ill watch yer back whilst you grab yer ankles.. you can count on me...but be careful.. last time that happened, you hooked up with morgan.. remember big red?? lol xoox gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:50 pm

    Quoting Sulabula:
    I missed examining OKily? ah dammit ...ah well...there will be another time
suls baby.. tried.. but you kept running away and hiding behind an elephant ffs.. lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:50 pm

    Quoting rm_singing4you:
    You know sometimes you just have to take one for the team and your health
smiles.. yep one for the gipper lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:52 pm

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    Yikes! I don't know where the Ireland room is, but I'm staying outta there, and I'm a girl! If those are the instruments for da guys, whadya got for da girls...?
silk, same instruments.. just refrigerated xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
4/6/2006 7:55 pm

    Quoting belfastbound:
    Damn!!! I always miss the good stuff xoxo
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im so happy to see you!!! ill make sure you dont miss it next time babe lol xoxoxo gata


Peace xxx K


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