The Whizzinator.. modern day technology at it's best  

rm_gata11459 59F
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3/17/2006 9:28 pm

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3/19/2006 5:45 am

The Whizzinator.. modern day technology at it's best

Checking my work email today, I found this in a trade article that I received:

People will go to great lengths to beat a workplace drug test, including a run to a convenience store to ask the clerk to heat up the urine they are trying to pass as their own, according to police in McKeesport, Pennsylvania.

The television station KDKA in Pittsburgh reports that the story started after a man and woman asked a convenience store clerk to heat in the store's microwave an object wrapped in paper towels. After heating the item in the microwave, the clerk discovered what he thought was a severed penis.

However, the object was a fake penis called the "Whizzinator," which is used to carry urine for passing a drug test, the McKeesport police tell KDKA. Police say the couple was trying to heat the fake penis so the urine would be at the same temperature as a legitimate sample and pass muster with the test administrator.

"Hands down the most bizarre. I've never come across anything like this before," says Joe Pero, police chief in McKeesport.

The case is made even stranger because it was the woman who says she was trying to use the prosthetic penis, police say. The woman told police that the man who entered the convenience store with her had filled the prosthetic penis with his urine for her to pass an employment drug test, KDKA reports.


You may be interested to also note that the "whizzinator" comes in a variety of colours, white, tan, latino, brown, and black. Unfortunately it appears that one size fits all.. all are circumsized it looks like too..


Peace xxx K



docdirk 49M

3/17/2006 10:31 pm

Yeah, heard about this last year when Onterio Smith of the Minnesota Vikings got stopped at an airport with one. Imagine explaining that to security! He got suspended for the season... but his urine was sure clean!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
3/19/2006 5:43 am

docdirk, that is incredibly funny tho don't you think? lmoa... he had to be wanting to crawl under the floor or something right? .. xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
3/19/2006 5:45 am

mzhuny.. it is.. but kind of re-affirms my faith in the ability of we humans to be really smart in an idiotic way..lol xoxo gata

Peace xxx K


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