Home Made Sex Toys part deux  

rm_gata11459 59F
8849 posts
6/14/2006 9:13 pm

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6/20/2006 5:27 am

Home Made Sex Toys part deux

Ok.. last nite talking to a friend we were talking about boys getting caught by their mothers wanking. I mean we as mothers and sisters know that son/brother was always tryin to pull something right? and you all as men, brothers/sons.. have all been caught?? His story was so funny I had to share.. and if he kills me.. I guess im just dead.. I just wont tell who he is lol.. not here anyway lmao.. while a young lad growing up his friend told him of a magazine article he had read about using a honey dew melon as a sex toy.. you would simply dig out a hole in the melon and use it to your sexual pleasure. Our young man came from a poor family, mother the bread winner, so could hardly ask her to buy him a honey dew melon, she would want to know what he needed it for.. so him being brilliant decided to utilize a tool they had on hand. He ventures down to the kitchen and finds himself a beautiful spud to satisfy his desires.. perfect size, right shape for what he thinks he needs. Not really sure how to masturbate, he uses the potato between two pillows.. and does not have a very satisfying experience.. poor lad.. next day, mam cleans his room and finds the potato in his bed..she never mentioned it.. and of course he never asked.. but I had to wonder how many times over the years she looked at him and thought "what in the hell was he doin with that spud?"



Peace xxx K



Mystical_Fyre 58F

6/14/2006 9:39 pm

A spud? okkkk....no wonder it was not a atisfying experience. But I think mom knew "exactly" what it was for since it did have a hole dug out (for the right proportion, I hope)! Don't ever under-estimate the power of the mother to know what the true intent was....

Now the question is: Does mom ever have a little chuckle to herself when she thinks back on the spud?


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/15/2006 4:59 am

    Quoting Mystical_Fyre:
    A spud? okkkk....no wonder it was not a atisfying experience. But I think mom knew "exactly" what it was for since it did have a hole dug out (for the right proportion, I hope)! Don't ever under-estimate the power of the mother to know what the true intent was....

    Now the question is: Does mom ever have a little chuckle to herself when she thinks back on the spud?
lol.. ya a spud.. believe it or not.. lol.. and from what he said, mam knew exactly what i was for.. xoxo g

Peace xxx K


rm_irishlad345 39M

6/15/2006 6:04 am

awwwwwwwww my lover i dont need spuds ever again lol and that wasnt me in the story by the way incase any one wondered gata i love you hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


loadeddice05 45M

6/15/2006 6:57 am

A potato!! LOL!! I remeber not being able to release and being just a crazy horny boy!!!!! I liked slightly older women then too!!! HMNN! Not much has changed??? LOL!!!! Have a great one my beautiful friend!!!! R.


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/16/2006 6:06 am

    Quoting rm_irishlad345:
    awwwwwwwww my lover i dont need spuds ever again lol and that wasnt me in the story by the way incase any one wondered gata i love you hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ahhh baby, no its not you.. you dont need to fuck a spud. you can fuck me lol xoxox k

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/16/2006 6:07 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    A potato!! LOL!! I remeber not being able to release and being just a crazy horny boy!!!!! I liked slightly older women then too!!! HMNN! Not much has changed??? LOL!!!! Have a great one my beautiful friend!!!! R.
good baby xoxo not much has changed at all.. you too hun.. love you and miss your mails xoox k

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/16/2006 6:10 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Thats funny..I heard of guys using watermelons..but not that...lmao!
lmao miz.. the things they will use.. there is actually a web site on how to make sex toys from pumpkins.. lol.. pretty funny.. they make fannys/pussies and arses from them.. even lipstick them up for a mouth humans lol xoxo k

Peace xxx K


Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
6/16/2006 1:39 pm

I wonder who it was

Sula xxx

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Smiley433 48M

6/17/2006 12:37 pm

*Wonders why Heidi looks at me. Puts on best innocent face possible.*



rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/17/2006 4:29 pm

no.. but that would have been more comfy no? lol xoox k

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/17/2006 5:06 pm

suls.. i cant tell he said he would put a hit on me lol xoxo k

Peace xxx K


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/17/2006 5:07 pm

    Quoting Smiley433:
    *Wonders why Heidi looks at me. Puts on best innocent face possible.*
smiley.. you dont look like a potato fucker to me hun lol xoxo k

Peace xxx K


DrabJuggler 55M

6/19/2006 8:52 pm

Love your ears "Spud"

DrabJuggler


rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
6/20/2006 5:27 am

mm thanks they have tattoos in em too!! and btw.. i love your nipple xoxo k

Peace xxx K


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