40 Things You Want To Say Out Loud At Work... but can't  

rm_gata11459 59F
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2/22/2006 5:54 pm

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3/19/2006 6:07 am

40 Things You Want To Say Out Loud At Work... but can't

I got this mailed to me today, and thought it was very funny, and very true.. I may have even said a few of them out loud.. mm maybe more than a few

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it... like humour... but different

Peace xxx K

rm_emerald6912 50M
545 posts
2/23/2006 5:05 am

i think that should posted on all office walls

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/24/2006 5:43 am

some good ones there

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
2/26/2006 6:32 pm

lmao....great post

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
2/27/2006 12:41 am



dankos2069 56M

3/18/2006 8:18 pm

lol gata
My favs are 3, 11, 17, 24, 26, 29, 34, 36, 40

rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
3/19/2006 6:07 am

em.. i take a sharpy with me where ever i go and scribble as many as i can before getting caught.. my bosses wall is my fav xoxo gata
papy...i connected with the agent of satan one lol xoxo gata
GTB mwahhhh, xoxo gata
gotd...you are more than welcome xoxo gata
dankos...yes the too many freaks and not enough circuses really is very discriptive of my office.. xoxo gata

Peace xxx K

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