Unwinding A-Dick-Shun-Ning  

rm_funspot4JnF 68M/62F
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7/9/2006 11:14 am

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7/13/2006 8:03 pm

Unwinding A-Dick-Shun-Ning

Yup - I puff.

I don't feel bad because of it - but I know I could feel better - if I stopped.

We don't puff in the places where we live, work or most places where we go out - for meals.

There's a real negative-thingy going on right now about gals who don't puff - not wanting to meet puffers but there's more to it. Many who don't, used to, and that's the toughest part.

So, just about 10 minutes ago, I stuck a 21mg nicotine patch to my ass so I don't get a patchy sun-burn today.

Here's the plan. Cold-turkey is for others - not me, no-way, okay? I'll rip the patch off before bedtime. Otherwise I'll have weird dreams, for sure. Un-rooting hair off my ass is bad enough. Then, when the coffee's brewing tomorrow - I'll have a couple outside puffs and then I'll stick another patch on my other ass cheek.

But I'm also here to guaran-fuckin-tee one thing. I like smokey-bars and the people in them. We go to a place that has non-smoking downstairs and smoking upstairs. I'll look at the downstairs area. I've had more fun at my own funeral than hanging-out down there.

So there. If I sound a little bitchy-er in the near future - it's because I know that I've got to kick the puffin-thing and as for more nookie with non-smokers, we'll see - what happens upstairs, in the smoke.

oldude1946 72M

7/10/2006 6:55 pm

I smoke and I don't have a patch so I just scratched my ass

rm_funspot4JnF replies on 7/11/2006 7:16 am:
Hey, never thought of that.

If I scratched both ass-cheeks with both hands
that will cut down on puffin, too.

Might cause some gawking out in public but I
can wear a sign - that explains my 2-handed ass-scratching.

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