Broken-dick repair kit  

rm_funspot4JnF 67M/62F
238 posts
4/6/2006 11:49 am

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4/22/2006 1:03 pm

Broken-dick repair kit

Don't laugh - it happens more than you think. It happened in Soggy Bottom last week.

So I've invented this kit for all the guys in the world who lose it and get buster-cated at exactly the worst time of their best times.

The 'big-box' stores won't stock it. The ice cubes melt. Then one smart purchasing agent told me that one splint doesn't fit all. Oh, the trials of marketing proto-types!

SilkenKiera 39F  

4/6/2006 12:38 pm

I don't think anyone should laugh, it's a better idea then the pet rock, and that guy got millions for his idea.


rm_funspot4JnF replies on 4/6/2006 8:18 pm:
SilkenKiera - You nailed it. It takes about the same time and attention to get to know and like a pet rock and recover from unexpected injuries using this repair kit.

Priced much the same too. I don't get it. I'll purse-a-veer!

oldude1946 72M

4/6/2006 4:37 pm

Hey they should at least try to market a proto-type. I might need that.happym;

rm_funspot4JnF replies on 4/6/2006 8:22 pm:
Again? We've heard of boxers and other guys breaking noses a couple times a year. Man you're one tough mountain man!

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