In a funk  

rm_freshmoe 53M
273 posts
5/3/2006 11:30 am

Last Read:
6/22/2006 1:08 pm

In a funk

I’m in a funk
And don’t know why
I can’t get out of it
No matter how hard I try

I refuse to write
About depressing shit
That and my personality
Don’t seem to fit

I may not post
For a little while
Until I come up with something
That will make you smile

Don’t be sad
I won’t be gone for long
Where else can you write
About your coozie or shlong

One last thing
Before I go
There’s something important
For you all to know

Maybe the reason
I’m in this funk
Is because I’m getting less pussy
Than a celibate monk

© freshmoe

caressmewell 54F

5/3/2006 11:55 am

It must be a redhead thing today....

rm_freshmoe replies on 5/3/2006 12:42 pm:
Are you in a funk too?

caressmewell 54F

5/3/2006 1:17 pm

freshmoe replies on 5/3/2006 12:42 pm:
Are you in a funk too?

Kinda...lots of things are weighing heavy for me at the moment.

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
5/3/2006 3:14 pm

NO!!! Don't go!! Come on over...I'll fix your funk..hehe!!


rm_freshmoe replies on 5/4/2006 6:35 am:
I promise. I won't be gone for long. Just long enough to clear my head. And I'll definitely take you up on your offer to fix my funk when I see you!

JustaSeeker 107F

5/3/2006 3:33 pm

I'll get funky with ya. Sure you'll also have more volunteers pretty soon. You're just not looking in the right places, man.

rm_freshmoe replies on 5/4/2006 6:36 am:
Deal. I hope so. Where should I be looking?

rm_AmishAmy 101F
246 posts
5/3/2006 8:08 pm

better to be in a funk
then to have funky spunk...
(ok i snort laughed after i typed that....i'm gonna go with it...the snort laugh never leads me wrong)

rm_freshmoe replies on 5/4/2006 6:27 am:
I hope you weren't drinking coffee when you snorted. I wouldn't want to get blamed for that again!

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
5/4/2006 6:49 am

Dude, you so took my monk line!! Thief! As far as everybody else... nevermind. It's best not to say.

rm_freshmoe replies on 5/4/2006 9:32 am:
When did you write that? I never saw it!

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
5/10/2006 10:48 am

You have been tagged!! You have been selected to help continue the writing game.

First, go here and read the rules:
The Rules of the Writing Game

Then go here, read the story and add your part.
The Writing Game Scenario Two

rm_thepav 48M
278 posts
6/21/2006 12:13 pm

ROTFLMAO... absolutely hillarous prose *G*. I approve.

rm_freshmoe replies on 6/22/2006 1:07 pm:
That's good to know. Anything to make my faithful readers happy.

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