Pigeons, Penguins, And Baboons.  

rm_fivecrows 47M
15 posts
9/8/2006 7:06 am

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Pigeons, Penguins, And Baboons.

You ever see a baboons ass?

What are they called? A Gibbon, or what are they? Maybe there's more than one kind, but the females have this bright purplish-red ass and twat that's, I guess, supposed to draw in the mate and show 'em where to go. Crude, but effective.

That's what I feel like I'm looking at, sometimes, when I see all these pussy shots on here.

Don't get me wrong, I love to look at a good, slick, hot pussy. "Yeah, toss a leg over the arm of the chair and give me a show! That's it baby..."

But, damn.

Sure. At times, I'm a good ol' fashioned red-blooded male who want's nothing more than to "bump nasties", but it seems that, the older I get, the more I need to know someone, have some sort of connection first. I don't mean "to have and to hold 'till death do us part" or dippy-sappy all of the time. But... something, man. Ya know?

I need to put out an add that says "Highly Sexual Woman Wanted Who Gives Good Soul"

Wonder if I'd get less or more responses than I do now.

About ten years ago I was in a relationship with a woman who I thought was "it". I was done forever, off the market. We were in love.

Well, I did something stupid, said something stupid, and she split. For good. My "fault", circumstances being what they were, it was who I was and what I did. Dumb and regretable, but... it happened, and I lost her.

A few days later, I was sitting in the town square park, looking at some pigeons. I must have watched them for two hours straight, and I was appalled at what I saw.

They were all milling about, searching for crumbs, like pigeons do, but when the males would get near a female, they would stiffen their backs and puff out their chests and coo louder and strut. They usually got ignored, seemed to shrug their shoulders and then deflate, and start poking around for crumbs again. This happened over and over. Every now and then, one of the males would get a little ass-shake in his face, or there would be a flurry of wings and a little tussle between a male and female, but these instances were few and far between.

Later that afternoon, I went to the bar, and noticed the same exact behavior. I was sickened.

I didn't want to stay too long, so after my 11 pints I went home. (That was about average, for a start. That's why I quit drinking)

I flipped on the tube when I got in, and a program about penguins was on. There is this one type of penguin where the male, if interested in a female, will bring her a smooth, flat stone. If she doesn't like the stone, she squawks and bitches and flaps her stubby little wings and the poor little bastard waddles off to find another, more appropriate stone. The stones seemed to serve no other purpose than that of a gift of integrity and intention. And god help the poor fucker if the stone isn't right. Kind of like some human females are with wedding rings. Or bank accounts. Or cars. Or muscles. Or dick size. Men too, toward women, in regards to breast size, emotional neutrality, sluttiness, hairlessness, weight, etc.

That was it. That was my second sign. I was done.

I didn't have sex or a relationship for 6 years.

All of the assinine little flexing and cooing and ass shaking of both sexes repulsed me. Shocked me. Amused me. Confused me. It was time to shut down and regroup.

I've had a couple of relationships since then, one that lasted about two months with a total freak, and almost no emotional content, and one that was almost purely emotional, not great sex, that lasted two years. Both sucked in their own ways, and I don't mean the good kind of sucking.

Where is my middle ground?

Some days I ask myself "Why am I on this site?"

Some days I look at the pussy shots and drool.

But most days I say:

Give me good soul.

Your mileage may vary.


TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
9/8/2006 7:45 am

*sigh* Good soul. Yeah, I can relate. Ever wish you could see that dark black spot on someone's soul before you even say "hello"? Would save TONS of time. There's damn few good souls out there. I'm not talking about "moral" folks. Morals are subject to personal opinions of what is "right" and "wrong". I'm just talking about kind folks. Folks who think before they act. Folks who realize so much damage can be caused by a careless, thoughtless action and really put thought into what they do and how they live. I wish I could surround myself with good soul because I simply don't have the strength to do anything else right now.

starlinnq 52F

9/8/2006 9:36 am

6 years?? Smiles..
I think there is someone out there for everyone. It is funny, from a woman's point of view. I have seen men reserved, like if they show one bit of emotion other then the regular sexual grunt during sex I am going to be repulsed by it. I have had men pour out their emotions to me on the first meeting, and wonder "Why am I here?" I have met men that are so confident, that I am just a passing fansy of theirs on their journey in life. I always wish for a happy medium. A good soul...is it out there?

nikid_64 53F

9/8/2006 10:10 am

I refuse to talk to men if their main photo is their cock. I have no desire to be friends or talk to someone like this. I have had all types of photo's on this site, but none of my good girl (southern slang for pussy)I just don't see where showing this is a good thing. I don't even have a photo of mine or want to. I do have face pictures and other nudes in my network but I have a very selective group of friends. I know this is site is for all types of people but thank god it's a free country and I can pick who to respond to. I think no matter what the relationship is it has to start with the soul...mine is bruised, torn, and hurt at the moment. I hope someday to find my soul mate, if not I'll be happy within myself.


rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
9/9/2006 4:25 am

Very interesting post.

You sound like someone on the path to a good place, and I hope that you find your soul mate - the other half of you.

We are all looking for that if we are honest, and the sooner we realise that, the sooner we can find it.

Good soul - sounds like you may have one for real.

Good luck


curiousinlorain7 60F

9/10/2006 11:58 am

I feel much the same way about all the 'cock' shots that men post here. I'm not very excited to see just someone's private parts just for the sake of seeing someone's private parts. I like talking to a face. nice post... very interesting observations. i wish relationships were just the tiniest bit easier....sigh

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