Montana Girl  

rm_farm_girl84 34F
1135 posts
5/2/2006 7:55 pm

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10/4/2006 2:48 pm

Montana Girl

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Montana girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those Montana girls and I’m proud to be one!

saddletrampsk 55F

5/2/2006 8:54 pm

Sounds like we have alot in common farmgirl..

rm_lucytart 51F
590 posts
5/2/2006 11:56 pm

You are my kind of girl!

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
5/3/2006 6:39 am

Ouch,that one hurt,I hope they kissed and made up,nothing like make-up sex.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/3/2006 6:03 pm


Purry {=}


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
5/4/2006 3:42 pm

LOL I like that one. LOL

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

rm_foryoureyes3 54M

5/4/2006 4:31 pm

SO do I...And I am Damn glad you are one..!!!!!

bullseyetou 64M
175 posts
5/5/2006 7:25 pm

lol farm girl - soooooo, do u do windows

WellhungTrigger 44M
282 posts
5/7/2006 10:34 pm

Love it!

I'm sending that one to my Best Female Friend,

Of course, she's from Montana!


Gossip_Anyone 42F

10/4/2006 10:15 am

lmao. i got this joke in the mail as a kansas girl and have found this joke to be in 'michigan' as well

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