Cowboy In A Gay Bar  

rm_farm_girl84 34F
1135 posts
3/15/2006 9:36 pm

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3/19/2006 1:22 pm

Cowboy In A Gay Bar

I got home and was checking my email, and had to put this up. I thought it was great for a good laugh. Have a good night!

A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, " What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It Really Satisfies.' " The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!" And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
3/15/2006 9:50 pm


166 posts
3/15/2006 10:56 pm

Ha Ha Ha ,,,cool,,I like,, "burger king" ,,,Home of the Wopper..

rm_CDRoss 35M
655 posts
3/19/2006 12:58 pm

Reminds me of one of my friends (bad) pickup lines...
"If you be your BurgerKing if you be my DairyQueen... I'll let you have it your way if you treat me right." lol.

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