Cowboy's Wife  

rm_farm_girl84 34F
1135 posts
5/31/2006 8:12 pm

Last Read:
6/8/2006 4:58 pm

Cowboy's Wife

I just had to share this!

Never piss off a cowboy's wife.

A Harding County Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of
fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the backdoor, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with
that rusty damn saw, are you? The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, Nope. I'm going to set
this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
5/31/2006 8:35 pm

Owch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is just down right mean ..... a maybe on second thought ... Ok, he deserved it. LOL


saddletrampsk 55F

5/31/2006 8:36 pm

good one farm girl..

campfirecozy 68M

6/1/2006 3:53 am

'nothing like being caught betweeen a rock and a hard case!

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/1/2006 6:57 pm

Yikes!!! LMAO!!!


lifeisablast333 55M

6/2/2006 10:53 pm

OUCH, Dam girl, you made me cross my legs......but it was kinda funny in a sick it is better than me kinda way.....LOl...the Redneck

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
6/4/2006 8:50 am

Well, as long as that's her only vice... LOL

rm_ThespianLady 62F

6/6/2006 10:42 am

sloman44 - Attractive and intelligent nice combo

turq6969 71M
553 posts
6/8/2006 8:38 am

Man gets thing clamped in vice while wife in town sipping a cool one!

Peace and Love,

Peace and Love,

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