worst come on or pick up line ever  

rm_evil_pussy 38F
167 posts
5/16/2006 10:58 am

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6/5/2006 10:43 am

worst come on or pick up line ever

i was out shopping today and this guy just comes up to me out of nowhere and says "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter" LMAO, can you believe that?!?!
i was like omg did they just let you out of the 6th floor or what dude. i was thinking to myself, yeah right now thats going to get you laid. this should really be polled but i just couldnt find the right things to say, so what i want to know is..what is the worst come on or pick up lines that have been said to you? and guys if you want to add the extra spice then tell me the worst lines you have ever given.

only EVIL when provoked

rm_jd29992z 55M
3888 posts
5/24/2006 8:34 am

Hi Evil P well I am not a pick up line guy mine is usually "hi my nake is Jim" or something mondane and lame like that but I have heard a few from tother guys. Like

"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

I wonder if that one ever worked hmmmm. See you JD


6/3/2006 6:45 pm

i had married woman once say give me ride home ill fuck ya.she got ride home no sex just handjob.next nite oral,third it was bammmmm babyyyy it happened,lol.my crazy line was wanna take ride give me bj,lol.yes that line worked why who knows,lol.

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