~Men are like....  

rm_dutch1924 57F
45 posts
8/17/2006 5:01 pm

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~Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives....They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather....Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders....You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials....You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds....They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara....They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn....They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms....You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps....Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now post this to all the remarkable women who have blogs, as well as to any understanding, good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know!!!!!!

No offense guys!


rm_crazy81947 70M

9/13/2006 9:31 pm

Dutch, I think you are wise beyond your years.

rm_lostoneinbc 57M
1 post
10/20/2006 9:19 am

I liked this one except the snowstorm you deffinatly now when im coming and you cant help but feel my inches.And lasting well that depends on the girl and what she wants.

rm_kev47555 47M

11/8/2006 6:06 pm

Very funny! I like it.

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