Things I Learned via the Internet  

rm_dragonheat23 52M
977 posts
5/2/2006 8:26 am

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Things I Learned via the Internet

You may already know these things....
If you do, you really need to get out more.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound nergy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!
(Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?! )

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(WOW.....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too .)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


pet_humility 49F

5/2/2006 9:07 am

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?! )


How come that wee
bit of information made
me smile


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:11 pm:
Could it be because you have a warped sense of humor?
That's one way to ensure that he won't out cheatin' on you.

southrnpeach333 51F

5/2/2006 12:26 pm

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

At this point I will try anything to get into my swimsuit. Jeez, to be a pig sometimes though.


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:13 pm:
I wanna be a pig too......
I used to do those office excercises. Really made my co-workers wonder. I told them it was cheaper than the gym

HBowt2 60F

5/2/2006 4:19 pm

That poor pic....a 30 min orgasm and no pleasure....


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:14 pm:
I guess for a pig, it is just their duty..

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
5/2/2006 5:11 pm

How can you have an orgasm for 30 minutes and not call that pleasurable? For that matter any orgasm is pleasurable...isn't it?

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:15 pm:
Maybe it's not a good orgasm. Wait is there such a thing? I don't know, I'm confused now.

MoJo32565 48M/33F

5/2/2006 7:15 pm

I would settle for having an orgasm. Wouldn't have to last half an hour.


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:17 pm:
How about 10 three minute ones? Would that work for you?

Knot4Everyone 41F

5/2/2006 8:30 pm

Thanks for gathering all of this information for us! Interesting stuff. Very interesting (pig orgasm) indeed!


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:17 pm:
It was my pleasure. Or was it the pig's pleasure?

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
5/3/2006 9:44 am

Pigs orgasm?


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/3/2006 12:19 pm:
I know it sounds kinda silly doesn't it?
Can you imagine a pig breathing heavy, with a scrunched up face, panting in the throes of an orgasm for thirty minutes? The farmer come by with food and the pig says "Not now, I'm kinda busy right now"

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
5/3/2006 12:37 pm

Living 9 days without a head... I guess next time I squish it instead of cutting it's head off.

Artistic


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/4/2006 6:44 am:
Makes me glad I'm not a praying mantis

caressmewell 54F

5/3/2006 4:02 pm

I always knew dolphins were smart.


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/4/2006 6:46 am:
Smarter than humans I think. You don't see a website for dolphin hook ups, do ya'?

Fox4aKnight1 44F

5/3/2006 9:57 pm

LOL .......


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/4/2006 6:46 am:
Glad you enjoyed Fox

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
5/4/2006 4:51 pm

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

You obviously have never met my friend Rocky.


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 5/6/2006 5:47 am:
It sounds like I don't want to meet Rocky. At least not with out my hazmat gear.

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/9/2006 2:08 pm

LOL! A lot of interesting facts!!! LMAO!

Whisper...


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