Occupational Hazard ???  

rm_dragonheat23 52M
977 posts
8/1/2006 12:33 pm

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8/15/2006 7:50 am

Occupational Hazard ???

One of the female therapists in my office related this story to me about a client she worked with yesterday.

This guy came in for a massage stating that he had shoulder pain after mowing his lawn. She stepped out of the room to allow him to disrobe and lie on the table. When she went back in and began the session, she realized that he had completely disrobed. No big deal, some people are more comfortable receiving their massage in the all together.
She noticed that he was reaching down to “adjust himself” while laying face down. Again, no big deal.

When he flipped over near the end of his session, she was “sporting a pup tent”
It sometimes happens when you relax during a massage and she is a professional, so she for the most part ignored it.
He then says “It is too hot in here, I need to take the sheet off”
She told him that the sheet would have to stay as he needed to keep his “privates” covered. He said that he was really hot and had to have the sheet off. She again told him that he needed to stay covered. He asked if he could pull the sheet off his legs, which she agreed to. He pulled it off and barely kept himself covered. While she was working on his neck area, he reached down and pulled the sheet off his winkie.
She walked around and flipped the sheet back over it and told him that he needed to stay covered, or the session was over. About two minutes later, he did it again.

She told him that that would end the session and she was stepping out to let him get dressed and would meet him in the lobby.
It took about ten minutes for him to exit the room. He paid for his massage and left.
When she went back into the room to pull the sheets and prepare for her next session, she realized that he had left a present for her on the sheets.

Yup, there was a big wet stain and a wad of goo on the sheets.

She told me that he didn’t even leave her a tip. In my inevitable smart ass manner, I told her that he offered her the tip (and more) and she just didn’t want it.

BTW- No that is not a picture of the client, just a guy who posted his picture on-line and had to suffer my attaching it to this post.
The client was actually pretty good looking (from a straight male perspective)

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
8/1/2006 9:15 pm

oh yuck!!! It takes all kinds...what about you...have any clients come on to you?

kind thoughts,

MoutnainGirl 38F

8/2/2006 6:54 pm

That's so gross. but that is how some people are. We used to own a car wash place and people would leave the nastiest things. Dirty diapers but the dozen.. People are just gross.

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ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
8/10/2006 11:36 pm

That is just inappropriate on so many levels... oooooohhhhh.... yucky.... The least he could have done was tip her. Ugh.


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