Dragon's in Love !!!  

rm_dragonheat23 52M
977 posts
3/31/2006 5:49 am

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4/10/2006 1:20 pm

Dragon's in Love !!!

I think that I’ve met the woman of my dreams; her handle is ASK ME FOR A PHOTO.
I saw her profile and I knew that I had to meet her. I sent her an e-mail that said “hi there, how are you doing?” Her response was “Fuck off you loser!! I wouldn’t let you fuck me with someone else’s dick and a monkey pushing” So, she was playing hard to get.
Well two could play that game. I decided that I would ignore her. So I waited the whole day before I e-mailed her again. This time I decided to be cool and suave and asked her if I could jack off in her hair and stick a broomstick in her ass. Pretty clever, don’t you think? She responded with something about a restraining order and that her lesbian girlfriend wants to kick my ass. I think that that was when I fell in love. I knew that were destined to be together. I decided to take it slow so I didn’t e-mail her that whole day. Destiny seemed to be pushing us together, every time I logged on there she was ‒ASK ME FOR A PHOTO-
The following morning I got an email from her asking to meet me for coffee. I knew that she would come around. We met at Starbucks. When she walked in, I knew that she was everything I could want (at least that’s what she told me). I really couldn’t see her face clearly though. She was sitting with her back to a window and all I could see was a grey silhouette. She looked just like her profile picture. But I have to tell you, what a silhouette. Long hair flowing past her shoulders, curvy figure and a cute T-shirt with her handle on it ASK ME FOR A PHOTO.
She offered to get me a coffee and I accepted. A take charge kind of gal- I like it.
She brought my latte back to the table and she started talking dirty to me. About halfway through my coffee, I asked her if she had only gotten cream in my latte, because it tasted kinda funny. She said something about a Roofing Fall or Rude Nepal or something. My memory after that is sort of fuzzy, but I think that we wound up at a motel or something. I kind of remember kissing her and I’m pretty sure that we had the most amazing sex ever. I have vague memories of a coppery taste in my mouth and I think that she used anal beads on me. At least my asshole felt like it ‒ I dunno.
Anyway I woke up the next morning in the bathtub with a pain in my side and a couple of bags of ice covering my naked body. I staggered up and saw her love note written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror. “Call 911 ‒ You are wack”
I think that means that she enjoyed herself and had multiple orgasms. Always the trickster that ASK. Call 911 indeed, she might have worn me out, but I hardly needed medical care. My side really did burn though.
Anyway, if you are reading this ASK, I just want you to know that you have stolen my heart. You got my kidney too. Oh, and my credit cards and about a hundred dollars in cash as well. I know that this is your idea of funny and I don’t hold it against you. Give me a call if you see this. I would love to go for round two.


julie4daddy34 46F
599 posts
3/31/2006 8:12 am

LMAO!!!


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:11 am:
Hey Julie, glad you liked my adventure. Thanks for stopping by !

angelgrrl 49F

3/31/2006 8:51 am

And who says you can't find love on AdultFriendFinder!


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:11 am:
Angel, I knew I just had to wait fore the right lady to come along.

Fox4aKnight1 44F

3/31/2006 1:41 pm

rotflmfao ....oh jeesh that was a good one thanks for the laugh...


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:14 am:
Fox, Story of my love life. One laugh after another
Glad ya' liked it

HBowt2 60F

3/31/2006 2:32 pm

and there are so many to choose from.....think of all the stories you will have.....great laugh...thanks...


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:15 am:
HBowt, I am looking forward to so many more adventures with ASK. She is one hell of a woman. (At least I think she was a woman )

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/31/2006 2:42 pm

What a story!

You can sell that to the sex tabloids

Good luck,

Purry {=}

Purry


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:17 am:
Purry do you think that they would buy it ? I mean it sounds so unbelievable. Maybe if the amazing bat child was present it may give it more credibility.

moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
3/31/2006 4:09 pm

You are a good story teller...who knew...very funny...you could have several dates with her...you have other organs you can spare...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:20 am:
Moonfire, I don't know how much more I can give. She is much more a taker than a giver.

fantasylover_05 63M

3/31/2006 5:32 pm

I think I have seen her profile!!

I promise I will not horn in on your territory!! It is obvious you are smitten with each other!! LOL LOL


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/1/2006 9:21 am:
Fantasy, so you have seen her ? Isn't she hot ? And you better not make a play for her, she's mine.

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
4/2/2006 10:21 am

Umm Brilliant!


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/3/2006 7:23 am:
Thanks Sassy, nobody's ever accused me of being brilliant before.

angeleyesxxx69 46F

4/2/2006 1:16 pm

LMAO Dragon I enjoy reading your blogs hope to get to know you a little better.


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/3/2006 7:24 am:
Angel, Thanks for being here and I would love to get to know you better too. (if ya know what I mean......)

kelly402005 53F

4/2/2006 10:53 pm

LMAO!!!
You are "such a man"!!!
I can't wait to read about round 2!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Love it!
kel


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/3/2006 7:26 am:
Kel, I hope to set up another date soon. I think that she may have deleted her profile and headed to South America though, I can seem to find her.

rm_spunky5112 70F
16 posts
4/9/2006 5:29 pm

woohooo..luved the story..there are guys out there who luv punishment..hope you have a rounbd two with "her" and include her gal=pal...tag-team is the only way to go!!..lol..spunky


rm_dragonheat23 replies on 4/10/2006 5:44 am:
Hi spunky, I am a glutton for punishment. I can't wait for round two. I hadn't thought of including her partner, that would be a very interesting time. I don't know if I have enough organs to go around though.
Thanks for stopping by, hope to see ya'again soon.

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