Barnyard Sex Part 3  

rm_dragonheat23 52M
977 posts
8/28/2006 8:05 am

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Barnyard Sex Part 3

Ladies, have you ever had a fantasy about “fucking like bunnies”?

Let me tell you, it would be a very disappointing experience. I got to witness bunny sex first hand and frankly, it is about the funniest thing I have ever seen.

First of all, you have to put the female in the male’s cage. Females are very territorial about their home and will not tolerate an interloper. So always make sure that your potential lover has his own place. (Sound familiar, ladies?)

The male will sniff the female’s girlie parts and then climb onboard. His little butt moves so fast that it literally is a blur. He goes to town for about 15 seconds and then plops over on his side, completely exhausted. (Again, sound familiar ?)

He just kind of lays there, not moving, just breathing hard and heavy. At this point, you have to reach in and remove the female and leave his little limp body there to recover. If you don’t she will do severe bodily harm to her exhausted lover. (Guys, ever had that happen ?) It takes him a few minutes to even get up and start moving again.

So if you want a lover who can go like gangbusters for about 15 seconds and then be completely spent, maybe you can be reincarnated as a girl bunny. Or maybe you have already had a lover like that.

As an aside, the township has rezoned my neighborhood from agricultural to residential. I am now one acre short of the minimum requirement to keep animals, so the township has given me two weeks to get rid of them all. And so, all of my animals will be getting new homes. You can’t fight City Hall.

rm_dimples565 69F
24436 posts
8/28/2006 9:03 am

Oh how sad. I dont see how they can do that since you had them before the new zoning. It should only apply to those after the new zoning. Did you check into that? In our county Livingston in Mich the separate townships makes the rules not city hall.I would throw a shit fit. I hope you find nice homes if you have too.

I did at one time have sixteen adult rabbits, flemish giants that had 10-12 babies.

They were so much funny, very friendly, let me play with their young.

Yes it is hilarious how they mate. I even had one male that would pass right out. Then when he came to he would let out a holler jump up and down and grunt like I am the king.

One thing weird that happened, my fixed female dog used to be out there when the mating was going on. We had a truck for sale, and a guy stopped to look at it. He was under it with his leg outstretched and I was on the other side. Then he started screaming get you damn dog off me. she was actually humping his leg. How embarrassing. I never let her watch the bunnys after that and she never did that again.

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lovemetouchme5 52F
2102 posts
8/28/2006 3:46 pm

You would think that you would be able to be "grandfathered" in??? That is so terrible...

BTW, I think I'll pass on the bunny


moonfire2u 70F
2602 posts
8/28/2006 3:46 pm

Sorry about your animals...I know how much you wanted them...but you can keep the bunnies can't you?...wouldn't they be considered domisticated cats and not livestock...are am I wrong about that?

kind thoughts,

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
8/28/2006 3:54 pm

I can't believe you have to get rid of the animals! That bites and I'm really sorry sweetie! Big hugs!


P.s. The bunny story is great!

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