A Funny Story for Y'all  

rm_dragonheat23 52M
977 posts
3/3/2006 11:23 am

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A Funny Story for Y'all

I used to work as a lighting technician for the Catholic television station in Detroit. One day as I was walking into the studio, I passed one of the guys (Mark) who was heading into the men’s room. I went into the studio and about a minute later, nature called. I walked into the restroom and was greeting by the most horrific smell. It smelled like rotting fish left under a chicken coop for two weeks in August. After my initial shock and figuring that it was my still my coworker in there blowing it up, I called out “What crawled up your ass and died? Jesus, it stinks in here” I have to add that he and I often joked about bodily functions. There was no smart ass reply, so I figured that either he was too embarrassed to answer, or I had just made a big mistake.
I quickly washed my hands and got out of there, before the mystery contestant behind door number one made his exit. I went into the control room and there was Mark sitting at the counsel. Ooops, looks like he wasn’t the culprit. I went back into the studio and took up a surveillance position to figure out who I had just pissed off.
As it turns out, it was the Cardinal of the Archdiocese. This was THE big guy around there. The Cardinals are the ones who go to Rome when a pope dies to determine which one of them gets to wear the big pointy hat next.
As far as I know he didn’t talk to the Director of the station about the “incident” because none of us were called to the carpet on it. Luckily, I worked with about 15 other guys, so I guess I got off the hook on that one.
It’s funny to think that if he ever got elected pope, I could tell my grandkids that I once asked the pope what crawled up his ass and died.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/3/2006 11:54 am

I was brought up a Catholic and I have to say that makes this story ten times more hilarious. OMG, thats sooooooooo funny I would have died. I love it.

rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
3/3/2006 11:56 am

i'm sure your grandkids would love to hear that story...

[blog freelove999]

pet_humility 50F

3/3/2006 12:08 pm

omg, thats to damn funny!!

They need way better ventilation up in bathrooms. Not just
a strong air freshener to make your shit smell rosey..

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/3/2006 2:26 pm

Oh I am Catholic, you are sooooooo bad

Purry {=}


TheBtchIsHere122 46F
63 posts
3/6/2006 11:25 pm

That was funny!!!!!

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