Who Needs Friends??  

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
1211 posts
6/24/2006 7:39 am

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7/6/2006 11:19 am

Who Needs Friends??

Friday afternoon, around 5pm. I closed the office at 2, took Benji and went Me shopping..nice sexy shoes etc etc. A friend of mine, D, is a professional masseuse on my local beach. We met by chance as I was heading home. The girl, on a good day, does my head in. On a bad day, its best we don’t meet lol. Just to show you what I mean, here s a sample of Fridays conversation:

Diz: Hey D ‒ what are you doing here?
D….Taking a break. Do you think I should??
Diz: Should what?

D….Take a break. I mean, there was no one waiting when I left and they ll call me.

Diz: OK. Want a drink? I need some water.
Waitress comes along:
Diz: Water for me please ‒ D, you wanted orange juice?
D Yeah
Waitress: Fresh or Fanta? Bottle or glass? Ice?

D: Emm…not bothered. Pressed. Or fanta..

Diz: She ll have a fresh juice, glass with ice please. And water for the dog. Like my new shoes D???

D: Do you think anyones waiting? They would call wouldn’t they? Want some sunflower seeds? Can I pinch a fag??
Diz: I m sure they ll call….
D: Who??
Diz: The guys on the beach?
D: They cant. I left my mobile on the table.
The drinks came and I took out my new shoes to admire them ( like you do) and try them on again.

Diz: I m free for the afternoon ‒ fancy going for an early drink ‒ its going to be a long night so I m going to have 1 and go home, come out after dinner.
D: Think anyone s waiting for a massage? I can see the tables but don’t know….
Diz (exasperated) Why don’t you go and see? If theres no one, close up and we ll go to the Port.
D: Do you think I should? But what if someoneĀ“s waiting? Or they might not be. I mean..its been slow so maybe there s no one. But if there is…
I stood up to see how the shoes felt and admire them ( like you do. Good job I wasn’t trying new panties…hmmmm..)
D: Where are you going?
Diz (very exasperated) Nowhere, D. I m trying my NEW shoes. Like them?
D: I could probably make more money being an escort. Go down to Banus. I mean, if I m going to sleep with someone, I might as well charge. I got invited out to dinner but I can feed myself.. Do you think I should go anyway? Where do you think he would take me?
Diz: FFS D.
D]: Ok…ok…ok…I ll go see if anyones waiting then we ll go down to the Port if you fancy one? Oh…those shoes are nice !!! Are they new…???

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh…..and this is a good day…..

Then we went to the Port…..jayzussss….
Now the Port conversation was hilarious. Although I came very very close to committing first degree murder ……

Diz xxx

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
6/25/2006 12:17 pm

Um ... there are a number of things about this conversation that intrigue me, not least the fact that D seems to think that going from masseuse to escort (or, forgetting the euphemisms, prostitute) is a simple step!

But most of all I felt the need to ask whether those are new shoes that you're wearing. Very nice too!

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
6/25/2006 1:21 pm

Q...they ARE as it happens LOL. And I dont know how she works these things outanyway...girljust....talks LOL.

Diz xxx

racingcrazy67 50M

6/26/2006 5:59 am

Errr, I'm completely lost!!! lol!!!


rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
6/26/2006 6:54 am

Lol racing..exactly pmsl

parkingspacereq 46M

6/27/2006 5:43 am

sounds like a scene from vicar of dibley lol
and those shoes are great but did you get the outfit

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