Ann Summers part 3  

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
1211 posts
9/23/2005 7:52 am

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Ann Summers part 3

Things seem to be looking up!!! An enterprising young lady is supplying Ann Summers toys and lingerie through house parties. My friend S decided she would host one about 2 weeks ago and off we went. 12 of us girls turned up and it was a scream. Hilarious. Her floor wasnt the slightest bit sticky lol, and the music wasnt accompanied by moans and groans and "jessssssssus christ" noises. There wasnt a kleennex in sight either - a much better experience all round LOL. It was amazing to see how open (wrong word?)the women were, their comments and the things they bought. And yeah..the quiet ones ARE the worst LOL. Or, in this case, the best haha.
There were no blushes or nervous coughs..lots of laughs and some very ribald comments. Needless to say it went on for a good few hours, and the salesgirl certainly made tonnes of money!!
I treated myself to a new toy too. A very, very cool one LOL. Well, once I d worked out which bit went where LOL, what the beads REALLY did,and, hmmm..yes..was a very flexible friend indeeed. I ve had lots of fun finding out just how "flexible" it is lol. Absolutely fantasic.I say HAD. Until about 2 days ago LOL.
I was on the phone to my friend S (coincidence!) and kind of walking around when I was talking to her. Then I noticed little bits of pink stuff..a trail more or less...across the marble floor. It didnt dawn on me what it was until I saw the beheaded "bunny ears" !!!. And another trail..this time of silvery beads...some more pink latex bits..
My sweet, adorable *!!!&&//* DOG had managed to get into my bathroom cabinet. And was merrily chewing away on my ex, now defunct, wonderful flexible friend!! I ask, is this a consipiracy or whaaat??
Of course,my friends all think its the funniest thing ever, but thats the damn 2nd time LOL. Cant blame the dog ( oh?? I cant?? who sez LO.
Maybe I m not supposed to have these delicious toys lol...orrrrrr...maybe I m not supposed to have a dog..hmmmmm... now theres a thought !! (Joking..I love the mutt really ! but..I wonder how he d like some A4 batteries stuck up his ass tho LOL...might make him think) Might also save me some money LOL
Well..after phoning to see if I could, please, order another one, I m told I have to wait a week. Damn. Maybe I should order them by the gross......

Dizzy xx

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/23/2005 10:52 am

Either order them by the gross ... or learn to put them away, maybe!

I have to say, I was worried for a moment you were working up to a zoophilia line

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
9/23/2005 12:05 pm

Whats zoophilia lol??? sounds

AmberSolaire 43M

9/23/2005 12:40 pm

and you still havent realised why S offered to dogsit the other

Sales people stop at nothing.

btw what do the beads really do?

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/23/2005 3:45 pm

Dizzy ... your education (in theoretical terms at least lol) is woefully incomplete! Zoophilia is defined as "erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals" ... which is why I said "in theoretical terms"

AlbertPrince 59M

9/24/2005 10:33 am

Yeah Yeah, blame the dog. We know its just worn out.

JJKittyKat 60F

9/26/2005 12:58 am

Dogs are by nature attracted to rabbits!!

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
9/28/2005 6:51 am

Amber...YOU dont know what the beads do?? My my....
I ll tell you in private LOL. If it still worked I d go and check again..just to make sure I KNOW what the beads do roflmAo. Have to wait a few more (long) days for the replacement to be delivered LOL
diz xx

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
9/28/2005 6:54 am

J, that is why I love you so much LOL. Told you, I m a Work in Progress. Youre the best at educating me haha - just a bit, emmm, dubious about some of the topics LOL. Or is it that the topics are dubious roflmAo.

mwwwah xx xx


rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
9/28/2005 6:55 am

Alberrrrrrt....sssssh. Dont tell everyone LOL.


rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
9/28/2005 6:57 am pet pooch just seems to be attracted to vibrators LOL. This is the 2nd or 3rd time he s disrupted my play time !! He s also turning into an expensive little sod too LOL. These toys are NOT cheap hahahaha ( but I m sure you know that already!)

diz xx

Masterstouch1954 64M

10/4/2005 10:15 am

I smell a new business opportunity my dear....doggie-flavoured mini-vibrator cookies to keep poochie otherwise occupied! You never know...

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
10/5/2005 7:11 am for thought LOL

Diz x

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