Deceiving is Believing  

rm_dimanche1 54M
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7/16/2006 5:41 am

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7/31/2006 2:44 pm

Deceiving is Believing

Profile summary: 35 years old, athletic, works out 3 times a week.

Translation: 45 years old, former athlete, walks to car 5 times a week.

Profile summary 42 year old, gym rat, six pack and eligible

Translation 50 year old, high school janitor, drinks after work

Profile summary: 39 year old attached, works out 5 times, financially stable

Translation Divorcee, works out to relieve stress before divorce settlement

Profile summary: Female with husband who can’t deliver, needs hot sex, will travel

Translation Female fugitive looking for money and on the run

Profile summary: Suburban housewife, looking for younger men

Translation High school teacher in Florida

Profile summary 43 year old female, attached, average build, looking for friend with benefits, no face pictures or your email will be deleted

Translation Horny housewife looking for cheating husband

Profile summary: Very attractive, easy on eyes, hot sexy woman looking for playmate, can you keep up with me, need it all the time

Translation: Cute but never shuts up, lives on Long Island, husband wanting to divorce quickly.

Profile summary: 36 year old female, I’ve been told I’m easy on the eyes, good conversationalist with great personality

Translation: Still living at home with parents, doesn’t get out much.

Question: "Honesty its such a lonely word"

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