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just a joke
what to do this valentine
Posted:Feb 13, 2006 7:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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i'm at loss of what to do this valentine.last yr i bought my girl a lovely evening gown and matching accessories took her to a quiet dinner and made passionate love to her after wards me thinks this year i'll take her to a party or nightclub and while the show is going on take into a dark corner and fuck her silly.i would love to see her reaction when i take her to one corner and tell her that i want to suck her pussy.
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this new year
Posted:Jan 3, 2006 7:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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this new year i intend to improve on my attitude and approach to life love and living. i want to give the best and in so doing receive the best
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this season
Posted:Dec 24, 2005 3:31 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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just want anyone that views my blog to have a happy raunchy sexy xmas and a happy new year
enjoy this joke
The Amish Bride
An Amish girl is engaged to be married. A few days before the wedding she goes on a carriage ride with her mother. "Mom, my hands are cold." "Stick them between your legs and they’ll warm up," says her mother. The following day she goes on a carriage ride with her fiancé, "my hands are cold," he says. "Stick them between my legs and they’ll warm up,’" she says. The day after that they again go no a carriage ride, " My nose is cold, " says the fiancé. "stick it between my legs and it’ll warm up," says the girl. The third day they are out on another carriage ride. "my penis is cold," says that boy. "stick it between my legs and it will warm up." The girl returns home after the carriage ride and says, "mom do you know what a penis is?" "yes," answers the mother. then the girl tells her." they sure do make a mess when they thaw out."
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WE DONT NEED A ALL THE TIME
Posted:Dec 13, 2005 4:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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i remember when i was younger it was much easier to get pussy than it is now.u could go to afternoon (not night) parties and still meet someone ,a decent beautiful lady to spend the rest of the day/night with .these days the women have a capital/financial drive in their sexual affairs and infact this puts some of us off.
i recently went for an art exhibition where i met a lovely ,charming ,personality of a lady.her openess and direct conversation interested me so much that i spent much more time than i had initially intended to spend at the exhibition.she seemed alright and we exchanged phone nos... can u believe that she has called 24 times asking for money for various reasons ranging from beauty palour bills to phone cards ,sick relatives so in disgust i asked her not to call my number again if its only for money requests. its not that i cant afford the money but we men dont need a all the time
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just 4 u 2 know
Posted:Oct 26, 2005 9:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2007 10:11 am
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Hey there! I'm an easy going, nonjudgmental guy who's looking for new things to try out. I'm your typical married/without much sex husband. I love my wife, but I have other needs, too. I'm the type who's restless in normal life. I need to find something unusual to wake me up. To me, traveling means broadening horizons. For me a perfect date is a long evening of fun, no-strings sex. For me a perfect Friday night is a discreet encounter with a hot friend. The philosophy I live by is leave no traces... just warm memories of the best sex we ever had. Sexually, I'm pretty wild once I get to know you. I've always been good at letting the moment provide. I'm not changing my life, I'm just trying to make it more interesting. I look forward to setting up our first rendezvous. contact me ladies if ur in phc nigeria
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have fun
Posted:Oct 18, 2005 5:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married ’s house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her -in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work," the -in-law answered.

"But you’re naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the -in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you’re naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What’s for dinner?"
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another joke
Posted:Oct 12, 2005 9:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The Newlyweds

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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just a joke
Posted:Oct 8, 2005 3:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Doctor Visit

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I’m gonna drown the bastard
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joke from aggressor322 in yahu
Posted:Sep 22, 2005 4:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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(SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF PUSSY)
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.

Beers come in vessels
A pussy is a vessel you can come in.

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
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