The Bells...  

rm_darkstaruk 45F
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2/8/2006 12:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Bells...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and
comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied
granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
just the right rhythm, Nice and slow and even, Nothing too strenuous, simply
in on the ding and out on the dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come along,"

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