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rm_ct_peachy 47F
12 posts
7/12/2006 12:22 am

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7/12/2006 3:45 pm

sing with me..

welcome back, welcome back, welcome back! refreshed, and ready to get back in the game. i enjoyed viewing the blogs of those that took time out to post on mine. Thanks! there is everything from informative, to educational, to downight funny blogs available on this site.
my brain is much right now, and I can't even think of a joke! I can tell you a funny story though- sitting at the bar, we got to talking about ways we get turned on. one thing i'd never paid much attention to was the power of a touch. my friend's boyfriend runs his hand down her face as a signal that he wants some action. nice! i love that little code, between couples, that make it obvious only to them, that something's gonna happen.

Glimmer_Man06 48M
3308 posts
7/12/2006 1:28 am

Ya might be a Redneck if.....
...You think the nutcracker is somethin you did off the high dive.
...You wont stop at a rest area if you have a empty beer can in the car.
...You think Iraq is top-of-the-line Camaro.
...Your spring wardrabe mostly involves scissors. know atleast 6 ways to bend a baseball cap. own a lava lamp thats over 5 feet tall.
...there are more than 10 cats livin under your trailer.'ve ever thrown up in a squad car.
...your frist bra was a Wonderbra.'ve ever had to appear in court due to your dogs.
...You think Thunderbird is an acceptable wine choice with a bean burrito.
...your grandma enters wet t-shrit contests.
...your local grocery store also has a few pool tables.
...your septic tank is the subject of a petition. have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon. had to hitchhike on your honeymoon.
...your car and its motor are more than ten feet apart.
...stealing road signs is a family outing.
...your brother-in-law is also your uncle. sent out birth announcements for your new puppies.'ve changed a diaper on a Denny's table.'ve ever named a child for a good dog.
...your T.V. is on 24-7.
...your last keg party included a couple of 911 calls. have to mow around a refridgeator and a bed frame.'ve ever taken a date flowers you stole from a cemetery.
...Everyone in the house learns somthing from the potty training videotape.
...Diners change tables when your family sits near them.
...your prom dress was knitted. were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth.
...your bridal veil was made of window screen. think people who have elictricty are uppity.
...your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler.
...the Marlboro man is your idol.
...all your golf balls come in egg cartons.

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!

smallpenis4rent 39M
73 posts
7/12/2006 11:30 am

my little code is actually my penis... i take it out as a signal i want some, you actually have to be looking for it to be able to see it though.

rm_ct_peachy 47F
2 posts
7/12/2006 3:45 pm

ohmigod! that one about rednecks had me laughing my butt off! thanks so much - i needed that after the day i've had.

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