Arrrgh! ...You Idiom!!  

rm_covetthee 49M
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1/20/2006 7:34 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Arrrgh! ...You Idiom!!

I've been reading several blogs this evening and I never noticed (until now) how much we use "idioms" on a daily basis without even realizing it or how perplexing it may appear to the untrained ear.

Backtracking on my previous post; I caught some I kind of used. So, I'm just as guilty as well.

They were:

"Cloud with a silver lining"
"On cloud 9"
"A bitter pill to swallow"

...if someone just learned to speak engish and understood every word said; except the meaning behind the idiom...he'd be lost in translation, scratching his head thinking WTF??!!

So, with that being said, I wanted to see how much "Adult Oriented" idioms (from a male perspective) I could muster.

Here's what I got so far:

- Can I get some fries with that shake?

- She's all that plus a bag of chips!

- Check out the high beams on those headlights.

- I'd like to give her dog a bone!

- I'd like to play her back 9!

- I'd like to vacuum her carpet!

- I mowed her lawn!

- I flipped her switch.

- She rides on the Hershey Highway!

- hmmm...is she a spitter or a swallower?

- I got as far as 3rd base!

- I'd like to be the straw that breaks her camels toe!

- I bobbed that apple!

- I'd like to buy her vowel!

- I rumpped her roast!

- I gave her a pearl necklace.

- Babys got back.

- She put's out.

- She plays the field.

- She's a doorknob.

- She likes to slob the knob.

- Want to pull a train?

- Want to go tag team?

- I don't do sloppy seconds.

- We keep things on the down low.

- She digs circle jerks.

- I got caught with my hands in her cookie jar.

- I made that kitty clap!

- I went to Band Camp with her last summer.

- She's a Betty.

- She frequently trims her bush.

- She's a rug muncher!

- She swings both ways!

- I'd like to play patty-cake with her! (ok-ok u perv's! get that thought outta your heads!..got this one from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" ok?! hahaha!)

- I'd like to have her cake...and eat it too! (sorry neo. lol!)

- Break me off a piece of that kit kat!

- whoo! ...BREAK!

- I tapped that!

- I Knocked her boots!

- Sowed my oats!

- or... sow my royal oats (Coming to America)

- I parked my car in her garage.

OK! THATS IT MAN! I give up. Its 3:15 am and "I'm gonna catch some Zzz's"

If you want to contribute to the list...by all means, feel free to "add in your 2 cents"!

Ladies: How about some female perspectives?!

...till next time!

Cheers!

~CT


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