Ooohhh! I have a new title!!!  

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1607 posts
5/17/2006 1:31 am

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5/19/2006 8:08 am

Ooohhh! I have a new title!!!

"Chronic Masturbator"!

If you "do it" more than a few times a week..I guess you fit that profile..

I always love masturbating..even when I have a partner..

Been doing it since I was in the third grade..and my parents have been trying to get me to stop ever since. I don't think I was a highly sexualized child, but I just discovered the great feeling..and did it everywhere I thought I could.

And got caught everwhere!

I ruined several couches from stradling them and "riding" them..(I still do that sometimes!)

My mom used to have to come to the stairs and to yell up to "quit moving around furniture at 1 in the morning!"
(family code for "cut out that racket!)

And my Dad would yell up
"What, do ya have a man up there?"

My brothers never got caught as much as I did!

Maybe they just didn't have my enthusiasm for it.

Why am I bringing this up?

Tell more on Friday...if I can type by then...


bardicman 51M

5/17/2006 3:42 am

Hmmmm a marathon masturbation session?

If your fingers wear out you can borrow mine

I am not dead yet

rm_funinic 50M
823 posts
5/17/2006 6:00 am


"few times a week" would be a BAD week.

Try at least twice a day. Usually more.

Yeah, it's chronic, and I'm NOT going to change.

Too much fun.

rm_JCeaser 47M
25 posts
5/17/2006 6:30 am

So that's what happened to your couch.

myfingersmells1 44F
125 posts
5/17/2006 8:09 am

I guess the guys don't get it!
I too discovered masturbation - but at a much later age.
I masturbate to release the tension that builds when I am sexually charged without a partner, when I just want to feel that great sensation of an orgasm, or when I am dreaming of one of my better lovers!

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
5/17/2006 8:26 am

Yeah...I don't get into or out of bed without saying "howdy!" to the beav

Wait...that's not true.....I never say "Howdy"


rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
5/17/2006 12:28 pm

If you are a "chronic masturbator", then I must be the complete opposite. I just ended a 47 day streak of not 'jerking off'.

jlooking540 46M

5/17/2006 2:06 pm

hmm, yeah, how you got bestowed that title sounds interesting.

I thought you had a recent post about what you should do that evening or weekend, and I was going to reply: masturbation! Don't see it, either you deleted it or it was someone else.


5/17/2006 4:08 pm

I've heard that term used before and it's always been women that I've heard say that description fits them. But I alawys imagined it signifying non-stop masturbation without end.

I still like to think of it that way too.


rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
5/17/2006 9:56 pm

Well, that's a perfect world senerio, isn't it?

jlook, I never saw that post! I don't ban people..I don't choose to care that much!!

Dusty- You have a spelling error.

The word is spelled "cunt".

And I never claimed to not be one,

and I do have one.
Thanks for stopping by!


sexloverocknroll 58M
415 posts
5/18/2006 12:10 pm

Sounds like I need to stop by and hear the rest of this story. So if a few times a week is "chronic" then I must fit in the "excessive" or "disorder" group cause it happens daily if not more.

jlooking540 46M

5/18/2006 1:39 pm

I didn't say you banned me ( 'cause I'm your number one fan! ) just deleted an old post you made. It must have been someone else's post.

If men had tits *Y* and a cunt (Y) to play with, we'd never leave the house!

You seem to be typing well today, so 'fess up a story.

ticktock500 45M

5/18/2006 1:46 pm

just wanted to stop by and thank you for planting that song in my head...been singing it to myself all day.

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
5/18/2006 3:47 pm

Oh, it


skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
5/19/2006 3:40 am

______Masturbation...It's not just for breakfast, anymore. Ahhh!

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
5/19/2006 8:08 am



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