The Why's of Men!!!  

rm_cobweb36 58F
76 posts
11/23/2006 6:09 am

Last Read:
1/1/2007 5:35 pm

The Why's of Men!!!


The Why's of Men?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vaporlock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
Laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart


1cowboy4fun69 44M
237 posts
11/23/2006 6:52 am

ha ha ha. OK I'll admit it, it was funny.


TonyPlays 65M

11/23/2006 6:54 am

those were really cute


HotLeggs1976 42F

11/23/2006 6:56 am

This is hilarious! It's "pay-back" time for sure for all those blonde jokes!


rm_lonestars66 51M

11/23/2006 7:55 am

very funny, what do we have to look forward to next


rm_mreman1968

11/28/2006 11:00 am

if i were a smarter man i may feel insulted


slow_flight 65M
358 posts
12/8/2006 5:00 pm

Gotta stay away from those cocktail parties... happym;


fitmale4u2006
10 posts
1/1/2007 11:42 am

3 guys with speech impediments at a therapists,shes blonde,fit and stunning.
if you can tell me where you live without stammering,i'll suck your cock so hard your head will cave in.
1st guy,b,b,birmingham,
2nd guy,manch,ch,chester,
3rd guy,an irish man stands up,composes himself and says london,she reaches and gets out his old fella and gives him the best blowjob hes ever had,as he cums,he sighs, derry.


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